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BREWSTER'S MILLIONS

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<i>When Johnny comes marching
home again, Hurrah, hurrah!</i>

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<i>We'll give him a hearty
welcome then, Hurrah, hurrah!</i>

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<i>The boy will cheer,
the men will shout,</i>

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<i>The girls,
they will all turn out,</i>

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<i>And we'll all feel gay when
Johnny comes marching home.</i>

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<i>When Johnny comes
marching home again,</i>

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<i>Hurrah, hurrah!</i>

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<i>We'll give him a hearty
welcome then, Hurrah, hurrah!</i>

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No sign of him yet, Miss Peggy!

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There you are, she's
so nice and clean now,

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you can see yourself
right through it.

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I don't wanna see myself,
Jackson, I wanna see him.

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Oh, don't worry,
Miss Peggy, he'll come on

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the double when he smells
your mom's cookin'!

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<i>When Johnny comes marchin'
home again, hurrah, hurrah!</i>

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<i>The boys will shout and the
men will cheer hurrah, hurrah!</i>

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<i>The boys will shout, the men will sing,
the girl will say what it's all about</i>

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<i>And we'll all feel gay when...</i>

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Mother, what time is it?

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Just five minutes later than
the last time you asked me.

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Oh, is Monty ever going to get here?

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You've waited two years, it won't
hurt you to wait a few minutes longer.

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Mother, you know we'd planned to get
married as soon as he got out of the army.

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Would you mind if
we did it right away?

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You will have dinner
first, won't you dear?

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It's unhealthy to get
married on an empty stomach.

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Gosh, I hope he's all right.

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Well, he wrote to you, he
was completely whole again.

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They wouldn't have
discharged him otherwise.

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Oh, did you fix his room?

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- Mmm-hmm, everything is just as he left it.
- Must be an awful mess.

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- Home.
- It's Monty, he's here!

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- Oh, I look a fright!
- Well, naturally.

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You've only changed your dress
three times in the past three minutes!

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Say, I wouldn't mind leaving
you a kiss for the tip!

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$10, Sergeant, don't get fresh.

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Monty!

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Oh, Monty, darling!

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<i>Hey.</i>

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- Remember us?
- Oh.

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- Oh. This is Peggy.
- Monty!

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Mom! It's good to see you.

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Believe it or not, but this
slip of a girl is Peggy's mother.

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Oh, mom, Peggy, these are my pals.

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Private Nopper Harrison,
and Corporal Hacky Smith.

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Hello.

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I've been looking forward
to this, Mrs. Gray. Peggy.

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- Monty's friends are always welcome.
- Likewise, I'm sure.

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After that long sea voyage,
you boys must be starved!

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But you'll have to take pot luck!

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Oh, don't let her kid you, she's the
greatest mess sergeant in the world.

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She always cooks
enough for a division.

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Monty's always spoiling
me. Come in. Come on in.

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- Oh boy, does that smell good.
- Sure does.

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- You glad you came now?
- Home cookin'.

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But we should not have come.

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We don't wanna make no intrusion.

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Intrusion? This is wonderful.

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Instead of just one
boy, I've got three!

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You know, you're just the
way Monty described you.

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Hope you won't hold that against me.

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Say, I uh, wonder why Monty kept telling
us that you were short and fat and

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wore horn-rimmed glasses.

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For that you sleep on the floor.
Hey, Ma!

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Mom, is it all right if the boys share my
room until they sorta get settled?

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Oh, but they're not going to share
your room. We've got plenty of beds.

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My two boarders left, when the
Defense Flight moved to Jersey.

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- So you see? Everything is all arranged.
- Aw, that's swell.

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So come on, just follow me.

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Thanks, Mom, I know you
wouldn't let my pals down.

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- Well! Hello, Mr. Brewster!
- Jackson!

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I'm certainly glad to
see you all in one piece.

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- Say, I heard you were in the Navy.
- So did the Japs!

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And when they did there was more
harry-carry and throat cuttin'

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than at a Harlem red party.

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- South Pacific, eh?
- South.

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'Course, they loaded me with
lead to make sure I'd sink,

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then they shot the
boat from under me.

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I sank four times but, you
can't keep a good man down!

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- Aw, it's good to see you, Jackson.
- Thanks, Mr. Brewster!

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Say, young lady, you know, there's
something different about you.

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What?

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Mmm-hmm, changed your
lipstick.

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There's something
different about you too.

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You're parting your
hair on the other side.

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Oh, well, that, well,
that's really your fault.

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Why?

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Well you see in the foxholes I used
to keep your picture in my helmet.

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One night I took the helmet
off to kiss you goodnight,

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And the sniper's bullet
changed the parting for me.

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Oh, darling, I'm so
glad you're out of it.

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Oh, gosh, I've got about two years
of conversation to make up for

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and I don't know where to begin!

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Oh, I uh, I... Found
an old friend of yours.

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Betsy! Where'd you find it?

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- Mother was using it for door stop.
- Fine thing.

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- You know I saved...
- Hadn't been for your letters I'd have...

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- I've got a bunch of...
- Did you get the box I sent you?

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Okay. Okay, you take it.

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Well. I'm still a
private secretary.

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Oh, I got a five dollar raise!

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Oh, a five dollar
raise! Well, that's fine.

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Look, I, uh, I don't wanna
sound mercenary, but, uh,

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When are we gonna get married?

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Well, would right
away be too soon?

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Let's do it tomorrow.

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Mister, you've got a date.

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Come on down, boys.

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<i>We'll be
right down, Mrs. Gray!</i>

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Ahem. Time out for cocktails.

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- They were too soon!
- Let's go, Hacky.

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Will you get a load of this?

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Boy, oh, boy. This suit of
yours feels great, Monty!

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Hey what are you moths
doing in my clothes?

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Not bad, huh?

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Oh, don't worry we left
one of your suits for you.

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Oh, thanks.

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Well. I never thought I'd
wear civilian clothes again!

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You're wearing civilian
clothes, but not well.

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Civilian clothes! That's the hard cheese
in the eighth race at Belmont today.

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Horse talk, go for
the GG's, Jackson?

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Oh, I make a few mental
bets now and then.

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- You ever beat 'em?
- I'm a bad mental case.

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Well, boys, here's to your
homecoming, and to your futures.

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Monty, I'll swap
futures with you anytime.

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Speaking of futures,
where do we go from here?

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I don't know where you're going,

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But I'll drive you there if
you can still buy taxis on time.

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I'm going back to my hack.

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I'm going back to my
job on Wall Street.

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- Oh, you a broker?
- Customer's man.

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I used to have charge accounts
with all the best nightclubs.

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At least, I ate regularly.

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Well, Nopper, if you run across
a customer that's an architect

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see if he needs a good draftsman.

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Is there a Mr. Montague
L. Brewster residing here?

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May I enquire as to the nature
of your visit with Mr. Brewster?

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If I may speak to
Mr. Brewster personally.

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<i>I'll take it, Jackson.</i>

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You want to see me?

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- Is your name Montague L. Brewster?
- That's right.

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Your mother's maiden name
was Marilyn B. Sedgwick?

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Yes.

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- You were the only son of Barrett Brewster?
- I was and am.

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You were born in Pawtucket,
Rhode Island in the year 1914?

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I've been drafted again.

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No. No, you can't!

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He's been honorably discharged
for wounds received in battle.

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Show him your scar, dear.

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You can't take a guy
with a hole in his head!

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But I represent the law
firm of Grant and Ripley.

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Maybe the Nazis are suing
you for assault and battery!

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Mr. Brewster, I am merely here
to establish your identity.

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- Yes, but why?
<i>- If you are Montague L. Brewster,</i>

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<i>You may soon hear something
of great interest to you.</i>

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And what am I going to hear that's
of such great interest to me?

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You may hear, and mind you, I say, "May",
that you are heir to a large estate.

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<i>At least a million.</i>

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You may expect to hear from us
in a few days, or thereabout.

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Thank you.

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Yes, but...

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Hey, which of you
guys framed this gag?

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I wouldn't pull a gag like
this! A guy might drop dead!

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- Did I hear him say that...
- That's what he said!

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That's what the man said, "At least
a million". That's what he said.

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Oh, it must be a gag.

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Oh, but he seemed to
be telling the truth.

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Stranger things than
that have happened.

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Yeah, but not to me. I don't
know anybody that'd leave me $10,

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- Let alone a million dollars.
- But Monty, what if it is true?

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- True?
- Yes!

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Suppose you really
are a millionaire.

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Why shouldn't he have
a million dollars?

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You've always been a fine boy.

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Why shouldn't you
have a million dollars?

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If I had a million dollars, I don't know
anyone I'd rather leave it to than you,

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- Mr. Brewster.
- Oh, don't brush him off.

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You'd be a natural for a rich relative
with dope, if you had a rich relative.

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Mr. Brewster, this card's engraved.

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I've heard of Grant and Ripley,
they're a reputable firm.

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If they took the trouble to look
you up the first day you got back,

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it must be legitimate!

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Yeah. Yeah you're right.

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Then it's true! It must
be true! I'm a millionaire!

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Peggy, Peggy, I'm a millionaire!

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Look the card, it's engraved!

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Wait a minute, wait a minute, you're all in
this, you know, we're gonna stick together!

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Hacky, I'm gonna buy you
cabs, cover the whole town!

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- You are?
- Sure!

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And Nopper, you and I are
gonna open our own broker shop.

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And mom, God love you, you'll never have
to wash another dish as long as you live.

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Jackson you've got a job for life.

194
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And Peggy, Peggy, we're gonna form our own
corporation and raise our own stock hold!

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<i>We're in the money
We're in the money</i>

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<i>We've got a lot of
what it takes to get along</i>

197
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<i>We're in the money,
The sky is sunny</i>

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<i>Old Man Depression, you are
through, You done us wrong</i>

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<i>"Expect to hear from us in a
few days or thereabouts", the man said.</i>

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That's what he said Mr. Brewster,
"A few days or thereabouts."

201
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Well, the few days are up.

202
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Now we can start on the thereabouts.

203
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I don't understand why
we don't hear from them.

204
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I'm rackin' my brains!

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- It's ringin'.
- Uh-uh.

206
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Yeah, yeah, it's ringin'. It was
just a little, teeny bitty ring.

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Go ahead, answer it.

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This is the Gray residence,
Mr. Brewster is here.

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<i>Number, please?</i>

210
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This is the Gray residence,
Mr. Brewster is here.

211
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<i>Number, please?</i>

212
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Come on, buddy, do your stuff.

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It's no use, Mr. Brewster,
I'm trying as hard as I can,

214
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But you just can't rule a
voice in on the telephone.

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Oh, stop kidding, will
you, Jackson? I'm nervous.

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Well, you ain't alone,
and I ain't kiddin'.

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Yeah, but I postponed my wedding and
it's bad luck to postpone a wedding.

218
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Not if you keep on postponing it!

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Go ahead, call Grant.
Call him in the office.

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It's no use. We've called
him eight times Thursday,

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18 times Friday, and this morning
already we've called him 24.

222
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Well, then, make it 25.

223
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Well, he's only gonna
say the same thing.

224
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"No news as yet. I'll
call you when I hear."

225
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This is the Gray residence,
Mr. Brewster's definitely in!

226
00:11:09,575 --> 00:11:12,059
<i>Number, please?</i>

227
00:11:12,384 --> 00:11:15,386
One of you must
have Athlete's Foot.

228
00:11:17,660 --> 00:11:20,550
Hello, darling.
Wedding finery.

229
00:11:21,336 --> 00:11:23,195
Still insist on a
church wedding, huh?

230
00:11:23,320 --> 00:11:25,980
Certainly! How else would
I marry a millionaire?

231
00:11:26,105 --> 00:11:28,103
Hey, uh, you haven't
quit your job yet?

232
00:11:28,228 --> 00:11:30,400
- Not yet.
- Oh, that's good.

233
00:11:30,525 --> 00:11:33,567
- Why, anything new?
- No, no, nothing.

234
00:11:33,692 --> 00:11:36,142
- What if he doesn't call?
- Look, Peggy.

235
00:11:36,267 --> 00:11:39,240
I've suffered more in these last three
days than I have in the entire war.

236
00:11:39,365 --> 00:11:42,302
I think my first hunch
was right, it's just a gag.

237
00:11:42,427 --> 00:11:45,191
So we'll have to face it. No
millions, no church wedding.

238
00:11:45,316 --> 00:11:46,965
I'm just a bust.

239
00:11:47,090 --> 00:11:49,471
Darling, I've never been so happy
as I have these last three days.

240
00:11:49,596 --> 00:11:52,290
- Why, thinking I was a millionaire?
- No.

241
00:11:52,415 --> 00:11:55,352
Just having you home.

242
00:11:55,477 --> 00:11:58,868
Now forget it. We've always been
broke, money isn't everything.

243
00:11:58,993 --> 00:12:00,817
Yeah, but everything
is nothing without it.

244
00:12:00,942 --> 00:12:02,697
Oh, forget that telephone too.

245
00:12:02,822 --> 00:12:07,574
If it does ring, we
won't even answer it.

246
00:12:08,285 --> 00:12:09,656
Hello!

247
00:12:09,781 --> 00:12:11,258
Give it to me!

248
00:12:13,749 --> 00:12:15,920
Here, let me have
it, I'll talk to him.

249
00:12:16,045 --> 00:12:18,601
- Hello, this is Monty.
<i>- Mr. Brewster?</i>

250
00:12:18,726 --> 00:12:20,409
<i>This is Grant from Grant and Ripley.</i>

251
00:12:20,534 --> 00:12:22,952
Mr. Brewster speaking!

252
00:12:23,277 --> 00:12:26,756
Yeah. This is...
this is Mr. Brewster.

253
00:12:28,958 --> 00:12:33,009
Mr. Brewster, hope this delay
hasn't inconvenienced you.

254
00:12:33,134 --> 00:12:35,653
But you understand we had to
completely check into your identity

255
00:12:35,779 --> 00:12:38,576
and also await the arrival of
Mr. Swearengen Jones from Bolivia.

256
00:12:38,701 --> 00:12:41,361
He's the executor of
the will, you know.

257
00:12:41,486 --> 00:12:44,389
And, uh, let me congratulate
you, Mr. Brewster.

258
00:12:44,514 --> 00:12:48,043
You've just inherited
eight million dollars.

259
00:12:50,431 --> 00:12:53,647
<i>- Oh, Monty, darling!</i>
- Hello, Mr. Brewster!

260
00:12:53,772 --> 00:12:56,500
<i>Sorry, Mr. Grant,
Mr. Brewster just went out!</i>

261
00:12:56,625 --> 00:12:58,876
Oh...

262
00:13:03,564 --> 00:13:06,048
Look, Mr. Jones. Let
me get this right.

263
00:13:06,173 --> 00:13:09,842
My uncle, James T. Sedgwick, died
and left me eight million dollars.

264
00:13:09,968 --> 00:13:11,757
That's after all the
taxes have been paid.

265
00:13:11,882 --> 00:13:14,333
That's right, son. He
made it all in Bolivia.

266
00:13:14,458 --> 00:13:16,211
He owned tin mines.

267
00:13:16,336 --> 00:13:17,967
Well, I thought he was a
bug hunter or something.

268
00:13:18,067 --> 00:13:19,572
Mmm-hmm.
An anthropologist.

269
00:13:20,348 --> 00:13:24,106
He was digging for a Neanderthal
specimen when he struck tin.

270
00:13:24,306 --> 00:13:27,627
Eight million dollars.
That ain't tin.

271
00:13:27,752 --> 00:13:30,550
- What kind of a guy was he?
- Oh, Jim was a great fellow.

272
00:13:30,675 --> 00:13:33,334
Not much of a family man,
but he liked his little jokes.

273
00:13:33,459 --> 00:13:34,600
Was this will one of them?

274
00:13:34,800 --> 00:13:36,467
No, no, no he was
just being cautious.

275
00:13:36,592 --> 00:13:39,286
- He didn't want to spoil you.
- Want to spoil me?

276
00:13:39,411 --> 00:13:41,651
He left me eight million
dollars providing that I spend

277
00:13:41,776 --> 00:13:43,879
A million of it by high
noon of my 30th birthday?

278
00:13:44,004 --> 00:13:46,350
He didn't want you to become
a spend thrift or a wastrel.

279
00:13:46,475 --> 00:13:49,342
Oh, now wait a minute, Mr. Jones, how
can anybody spend a million dollars

280
00:13:49,467 --> 00:13:51,957
In two months and not be a
spend thrift or a wastrel?

281
00:13:52,157 --> 00:13:54,294
Was my uncle born crazy
or did it just sorta

282
00:13:54,419 --> 00:13:56,104
sneak up on him in his later years?

283
00:13:56,529 --> 00:13:58,944
No, no, your uncle, Jim's
idea was perfectly logical.

284
00:13:59,069 --> 00:14:02,459
You see, when he was a boy, his
father made him chew a wad of tobacco.

285
00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:05,243
He got so sick, he never
chewed or smoked again.

286
00:14:05,368 --> 00:14:07,748
He wants you to spend
until you're sick of it.

287
00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:10,672
He wants you to learn
to hate spending money.

288
00:14:10,797 --> 00:14:14,815
Oh, come now, Mr. Jones. No one
can learn to hate spending money.

289
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:16,623
When is your 30th birthday?

290
00:14:16,748 --> 00:14:18,642
Um, October 13th.

291
00:14:18,667 --> 00:14:21,117
Sorry to give you such a
short notice, Brewster, but

292
00:14:21,242 --> 00:14:23,346
You see, your uncle died eight
months ago when you were in Italy,

293
00:14:23,471 --> 00:14:25,293
And we, we couldn't contact you.

294
00:14:25,419 --> 00:14:31,176
Now let's see... This is August
13th, so, two months from today,

295
00:14:31,301 --> 00:14:33,611
On October 13th, exactly at noon,

296
00:14:33,736 --> 00:14:36,569
If you have spent one million
dollars and have no assets,

297
00:14:36,694 --> 00:14:39,424
You will inherit the balance
of your uncle's estate.

298
00:14:39,777 --> 00:14:42,127
I'll give it to charity.

299
00:14:42,667 --> 00:14:44,220
No, not quite that easy.

300
00:14:44,420 --> 00:14:47,184
You can give only five
percent to charity.

301
00:14:47,309 --> 00:14:50,107
Well... Well, all
right, then I'll, uh...

302
00:14:50,233 --> 00:14:52,126
I'll buy a million dollars
worth of war bonds with it.

303
00:14:52,251 --> 00:14:54,876
War bonds are the
best asset you can own.

304
00:14:55,001 --> 00:14:58,598
Well, I still think I can knock the million
off with one hand tied behind my back.

305
00:14:58,723 --> 00:15:00,548
Besides that, I've got a
couple of pals that can help me.

306
00:15:00,673 --> 00:15:03,924
You can use both hands,
and your head, but no pals.

307
00:15:04,049 --> 00:15:06,663
- It must be kept secret.
- Secret? Why?

308
00:15:06,863 --> 00:15:08,658
So that your friends can't help you,
or hinder you.

309
00:15:08,783 --> 00:15:11,581
Well, what's a man got friends for,
if they can't help him spend his money?

310
00:15:11,706 --> 00:15:14,472
<i>There are a few other conditions,
I think, perhaps, you'd better hear them.</i>

311
00:15:14,672 --> 00:15:16,031
Grant, will you read them?

312
00:15:17,726 --> 00:15:20,595
Says, "No indiscriminate
gifts or giving away of funds."

313
00:15:20,720 --> 00:15:23,483
Don't be stingy though. Your
uncle hated a stingy man.

314
00:15:23,609 --> 00:15:25,362
"No more than
ordinary dissipations."

315
00:15:25,487 --> 00:15:27,310
Your uncle hated a saint.

316
00:15:27,435 --> 00:15:30,269
"Let him spend his money freely,
but get his money's worth."

317
00:15:30,394 --> 00:15:34,062
"Above everything else, no
matrimonial entanglements."

318
00:15:34,187 --> 00:15:36,080
No mat...

319
00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,065
Wait a minute gentlemen, wait a
minute, I'm getting married tomorrow!

320
00:15:38,190 --> 00:15:40,223
No, you'll have to postpone
your wedding, Brewster.

321
00:15:40,348 --> 00:15:43,703
A wife might become
a very valuable asset.

322
00:15:43,828 --> 00:15:48,123
Well, it was nice having eight million,
even if it was only for a few minutes.

323
00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:49,759
Oh, just a minute, son.

324
00:15:49,884 --> 00:15:52,091
If that girl won't wait two
months, she isn't worth marrying.

325
00:15:52,216 --> 00:15:55,814
Two months? I've been waiting two
years! That's quite a long time.

326
00:15:55,940 --> 00:15:59,608
Besides, you don't want all that
money to go to a lot of old bones.

327
00:15:59,733 --> 00:16:01,313
- Old bones?
- Mm hmm.

328
00:16:01,439 --> 00:16:05,523
The Anthropological Society of
Bolivia gets it, if you don't.

329
00:16:05,649 --> 00:16:09,422
That... Those $1000 bills,
they're, they're real?

330
00:16:09,547 --> 00:16:12,549
Real and good, any
place in the land.

331
00:16:13,307 --> 00:16:17,601
Well, son, is it yes, or no?

332
00:16:17,726 --> 00:16:19,689
Well, now, wait a
minute. Wait a minute.

333
00:16:19,814 --> 00:16:23,099
A million dollars in 60 days.
That means I'd have to spend...

334
00:16:23,224 --> 00:16:25,813
I'd have to spend
about... Thanks very much.

335
00:16:25,938 --> 00:16:28,493
About $18.000 a day.

336
00:16:28,618 --> 00:16:34,339
But I get seven for one, so I'd be
making about 120.000 a day, that's...

337
00:16:34,464 --> 00:16:37,667
A profit of 102.000.

338
00:16:38,119 --> 00:16:39,943
Oh...

339
00:16:40,068 --> 00:16:42,410
My head's going round.
I can't...

340
00:16:43,688 --> 00:16:44,672
I'll do it.

341
00:16:44,872 --> 00:16:47,557
I'll spend money six times that
fast. I'll be married in 30 days.

342
00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:48,701
That's the spirit, Brewster!

343
00:16:48,826 --> 00:16:50,823
You sounded just like your
uncle Jim when you said that.

344
00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:52,738
- That's fine.
- Just a minute, son.

345
00:16:52,863 --> 00:16:54,547
- There's the little matter of an oath.
- Oath?

346
00:16:54,672 --> 00:16:56,600
Oh, not that we don't trust you,

347
00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:58,828
but it might bolster your
conscience, in case, you weaken.

348
00:16:58,953 --> 00:17:01,265
Place your hand on the
Bible and repeat after me.

349
00:17:01,390 --> 00:17:03,213
I, Montague L. Brewster...

350
00:17:03,339 --> 00:17:05,511
Solemnly promise and agree...

351
00:17:05,636 --> 00:17:07,250
That I will faithfully perform...

352
00:17:07,375 --> 00:17:09,338
Every condition of
my uncle's will...

353
00:17:09,463 --> 00:17:11,148
And I will not communicate...

354
00:17:11,273 --> 00:17:12,470
To any person...

355
00:17:12,595 --> 00:17:13,931
Any information...

356
00:17:14,056 --> 00:17:15,847
Relative to the provisions...

357
00:17:15,972 --> 00:17:17,969
And which I may inherit...

358
00:17:18,094 --> 00:17:23,537
The additional seven million dollars
on my 30th birthday, so help me God.

359
00:17:23,662 --> 00:17:25,103
That's fine, son.

360
00:17:25,228 --> 00:17:27,853
There you are, 25.000
dollars. You better verify.

361
00:17:27,978 --> 00:17:31,194
The rest of the million will be in
your name, in the Hudson Bay Bank.

362
00:17:31,319 --> 00:17:33,421
- Here's your check book.
- Oh, thanks. Thanks very much.

363
00:17:33,547 --> 00:17:35,301
- Congratulations, Brewster.
- Oh, that's all right.

364
00:17:35,426 --> 00:17:39,463
Oh, oh.

365
00:17:40,855 --> 00:17:44,335
- Thanks very much.
- Hey Mister!

366
00:17:48,510 --> 00:17:50,824
There's a little sum of
43.50 on the cab bill.

367
00:17:50,949 --> 00:17:52,981
Oh, the cab bill. Sure, sure, now.

368
00:17:53,106 --> 00:17:54,477
Say, uh, do you own this crate?

369
00:17:54,602 --> 00:17:56,287
- Two more payments, why?
- You wanna sell it?

370
00:17:56,412 --> 00:17:58,549
- And how. Why?
- How much?

371
00:17:58,674 --> 00:18:00,219
What business you got with a hack?

372
00:18:00,344 --> 00:18:02,308
Oh, uh, I'm starting a fleet
of them, for a pal of mine.

373
00:18:02,433 --> 00:18:04,987
- Is that lettuce real?
- It's fresh from the mint. How much?

374
00:18:05,112 --> 00:18:08,119
- Uh, would 700 bucks be too much?
- $700?

375
00:18:08,244 --> 00:18:08,823
Well, maybe I...

376
00:18:09,023 --> 00:18:10,869
Oh, you can't afford to
sell a beautiful automobile

377
00:18:10,994 --> 00:18:12,887
like that for only $700.

378
00:18:13,012 --> 00:18:16,298
Here, let's call an even 1.000. just leave
a receipt for me on the wheel and, oh!

379
00:18:16,423 --> 00:18:18,595
Here's an extra 100.
I want your badge.

380
00:18:18,720 --> 00:18:20,972
Thanks very much.

381
00:18:29,648 --> 00:18:31,855
- Mother, you're sure it's not too long?
- No, dear, it's just lovely.

382
00:18:31,980 --> 00:18:34,360
Now, now, hold still
till I fix the veil.

383
00:18:34,485 --> 00:18:35,822
Oh, gee, you look beautiful.

384
00:18:35,947 --> 00:18:37,666
Oh, Monty, you mustn't!

385
00:18:37,791 --> 00:18:39,581
What's the matter? You're dressed.

386
00:18:39,706 --> 00:18:42,191
You're not supposed to see her
in this dress until the wedding.

387
00:18:42,316 --> 00:18:44,174
Oh, oh, until the wedding, yes.

388
00:18:44,299 --> 00:18:47,863
Mom, would you mind if I talk
to Peggy alone for a minute?

389
00:18:47,989 --> 00:18:50,669
Oh, all right.

390
00:18:51,385 --> 00:18:53,989
What happened?
Anything wrong?

391
00:18:54,189 --> 00:18:55,963
No, no, no.
Everything's fine.

392
00:18:56,163 --> 00:18:58,501
We had a long talk,
that is, Mr. Jones and I.

393
00:18:58,626 --> 00:19:00,274
He's a very intelligent
man, Mr. Jones.

394
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:01,946
What did you talk about?

395
00:19:02,071 --> 00:19:08,536
Oh just, things in general, like
marriage, and oaths and assets.

396
00:19:08,736 --> 00:19:10,576
Darling, did you know
that you're an asset?

397
00:19:10,701 --> 00:19:13,953
You're sort of a
frozen asset right now.

398
00:19:14,913 --> 00:19:17,036
Did you invite him to the wedding?

399
00:19:17,236 --> 00:19:19,223
Yes, yes, yes, I invited
him to the wedding.

400
00:19:19,423 --> 00:19:21,852
He has to go to Tin Mountain.
That's in Bolivia, you know.

401
00:19:21,978 --> 00:19:25,019
He thinks he can be back in time.

402
00:19:25,145 --> 00:19:28,090
Bolivia and back by
tomorrow afternoon?

403
00:19:28,290 --> 00:19:31,327
Well, that's just the point.

404
00:19:31,527 --> 00:19:34,973
Darling, you see, under the circumstances,
I thought that maybe it'd be a good idea,

405
00:19:35,098 --> 00:19:39,309
if we postpone the wedding until,

406
00:19:39,509 --> 00:19:42,561
well, just some future date that...

407
00:19:42,686 --> 00:19:44,473
Wouldn't you like to sit down?

408
00:19:44,599 --> 00:19:47,211
No. No, I can take it standing.

409
00:19:47,411 --> 00:19:50,042
Yeah, well, I'll sit down then.

410
00:19:51,074 --> 00:19:54,319
- Now, now, about the wedding... Ahem...
- Yes?

411
00:19:54,519 --> 00:20:00,064
Well, as Mr. Jones says, there are
certain things that happen to a man when...

412
00:20:00,689 --> 00:20:02,966
Well, when he inherits
a million dollars.

413
00:20:03,091 --> 00:20:05,228
- So I noticed.
<i>- Yes, yes.</i>

414
00:20:05,353 --> 00:20:11,024
Certain responsibilities,
certain provisions that follow...

415
00:20:11,966 --> 00:20:13,615
Oh darling, don't
look at me like that.

416
00:20:13,740 --> 00:20:15,495
I want to get married
as much as you do.

417
00:20:15,620 --> 00:20:17,339
Monty, I think your
money's changed you already.

418
00:20:17,465 --> 00:20:20,472
- Oh, no, it hasn't.
- Well, it's something.

419
00:20:20,598 --> 00:20:22,849
Well, it's...

420
00:20:23,207 --> 00:20:26,041
- I'm not ready.
- Oh.

421
00:20:26,166 --> 00:20:29,520
Maybe you'd like one fling being
a bachelor with a million dollars.

422
00:20:29,645 --> 00:20:31,364
Oh, now that's not fair
of you to say that to me,

423
00:20:31,490 --> 00:20:33,418
why I'm only asking you for 30 days.

424
00:20:33,544 --> 00:20:36,063
There isn't a bank in the
country wouldn't give me 30 days.

425
00:20:36,188 --> 00:20:39,299
I don't seem to be as close
to you anymore as, as a bank.

426
00:20:39,424 --> 00:20:41,770
Oh, but that's not true, darling,
you're gonna be with me every minute,

427
00:20:41,895 --> 00:20:45,320
You gotta help me to get started.
Peggy you've got to trust me.

428
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:47,697
Oh, well, that reminds me.

429
00:20:49,343 --> 00:20:52,246
I've always hoped someday that
I could slip a little ring on

430
00:20:52,371 --> 00:20:55,622
the sweetest finger in
the world and there it is.

431
00:20:55,747 --> 00:21:00,216
- Oh, Monty, it's beautiful.
- Do you like it?

432
00:21:00,341 --> 00:21:02,164
Oh!

433
00:21:02,289 --> 00:21:06,550
<i>Mr. Brewster, Mr. Brewster!
Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!</i>

434
00:21:06,675 --> 00:21:08,499
Yes, Jackson, what is it?

435
00:21:08,624 --> 00:21:10,761
There's a man on the telephone,
says he's from the Weldon Towers.

436
00:21:10,886 --> 00:21:12,009
<i>It's very important.</i>

437
00:21:12,209 --> 00:21:14,869
Oh, yeah, hold it for me, will
you, Jackson? I'll take it.

438
00:21:15,723 --> 00:21:18,905
Thank you, Jackson.
Hello? Weldon Towers?

439
00:21:19,030 --> 00:21:21,862
- Yes, this is Brewster speaking.
- He's a millionaire.

440
00:21:21,987 --> 00:21:24,124
What's that? I don't care what
it costs, I want the whole suite.

441
00:21:24,250 --> 00:21:26,143
Yes, for two months,
starting right away.

442
00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:29,276
That's right. I'll send you a check
for 22.000 over in the morning.

443
00:21:29,401 --> 00:21:31,051
What's that you're
buying for 22 grand?

444
00:21:31,176 --> 00:21:33,869
The royal suite at the Weldon Towers,
we each got three rooms a piece.

445
00:21:33,995 --> 00:21:35,852
The rest of the place
is for Peggy and Ma.

446
00:21:35,977 --> 00:21:37,837
Thanks Monty, mum
and I will stay here.

447
00:21:37,962 --> 00:21:39,333
Oh, no, you...

448
00:21:39,458 --> 00:21:41,630
Excuse me, just a
minute. Yes, speaking.

449
00:21:41,755 --> 00:21:44,414
It is? Good. That's fine,
I'll take the entire layout.

450
00:21:44,539 --> 00:21:46,260
That's right. What?

451
00:21:46,385 --> 00:21:48,521
20.000? Well that's
kind of cheap, isn't it?

452
00:21:48,646 --> 00:21:51,619
Okay, okay. I'll send a
check over in the morning.

453
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:53,324
What are you buying now for 20.000?

454
00:21:53,449 --> 00:21:54,994
I got the whole top
of the Gotham building.

455
00:21:55,119 --> 00:21:57,013
<i>- The black pool?</i>
- No, the top floor.

456
00:21:57,138 --> 00:21:58,823
So you can park your
helicopter, no doubt.

457
00:21:58,948 --> 00:22:00,702
Say, that's a wonderful
idea! I'll get one right away.

458
00:22:00,827 --> 00:22:02,651
Jackson, run out and
get me a helicopter.

459
00:22:02,776 --> 00:22:04,530
- Scotch or bourbon?
- Make mine bourbon.

460
00:22:04,655 --> 00:22:06,932
- Make mine double.
- Well, I'll make 'em all triple.

461
00:22:07,057 --> 00:22:08,950
Do you mind telling us
just what you intend to do

462
00:22:09,075 --> 00:22:10,691
With the whole top floor
of the Gotham Building?

463
00:22:10,816 --> 00:22:13,648
- Offices, for Brewster and Company.
- Who're they?

464
00:22:13,774 --> 00:22:15,911
You mean to tell me you've never
heard of Brewster and Company?

465
00:22:16,037 --> 00:22:16,524
Uh-uh.

466
00:22:16,724 --> 00:22:20,539
Come here, Hacky,
I want to show you something.

467
00:22:21,675 --> 00:22:22,871
- See that taxi?
- Yeah.

468
00:22:22,996 --> 00:22:24,750
That belongs to
Brewster and Company.

469
00:22:24,875 --> 00:22:27,222
And it's only the first of the whole
fleet, and you're the admiral in charge.

470
00:22:27,347 --> 00:22:29,135
- You kidding?
- No, I'm not kidding.

471
00:22:29,260 --> 00:22:31,989
And here's your first month's
salary in advance. 5.000 dollars.

472
00:22:32,115 --> 00:22:33,138
Don't forget to give me a receipt.

473
00:22:33,264 --> 00:22:35,156
Whoa, there, Marty, calm down.

474
00:22:35,281 --> 00:22:37,767
Now back up boy, and tell me, what
is this business you're going into?

475
00:22:37,892 --> 00:22:40,029
Well, it's kind of
a peculiar business.

476
00:22:40,154 --> 00:22:43,161
I don't know if I can exactly
explain its various channels.

477
00:22:43,286 --> 00:22:46,048
In fact, I can't explain
it exactly because I

478
00:22:46,174 --> 00:22:48,694
don't think you can
explain it, exactly.

479
00:22:48,819 --> 00:22:51,653
Business is usually buying
and selling, supply and demand.

480
00:22:51,778 --> 00:22:52,696
Is that your idea?

481
00:22:52,896 --> 00:22:54,228
That's right now,
for sure, that's my idea.

482
00:22:54,353 --> 00:22:56,837
Supply and demand, we've
got a big supply of money

483
00:22:56,963 --> 00:22:58,891
and there's always a big demand
for money. It's very simple.

484
00:22:59,016 --> 00:23:00,318
<i>Oh, a finance
corporation, is that it?</i>

485
00:23:00,443 --> 00:23:02,196
<i>That's it Nopper, that's
it, a finance corporation.</i>

486
00:23:02,322 --> 00:23:05,225
And Nopper, Nopper, you are going to
be Vice President in charge of finances.

487
00:23:05,350 --> 00:23:07,940
There's your first month's
salary in advance, $5.000.

488
00:23:08,065 --> 00:23:09,297
<i>You can give me a receipt later on.</i>

489
00:23:09,422 --> 00:23:12,604
Perhaps it is his wound
that's affecting him.

490
00:23:12,729 --> 00:23:14,483
<i>5.000 a month?</i>

491
00:23:14,608 --> 00:23:16,675
Well, there isn't one of us in this
room that can earn that much in a year.

492
00:23:16,800 --> 00:23:18,206
Well, that's your opinion.
I think differently.

493
00:23:18,331 --> 00:23:19,981
Now come on fellows,
get your hats on.

494
00:23:20,106 --> 00:23:21,617
We gotta go out and buy furniture,
hire a staff for the office...

495
00:23:21,743 --> 00:23:23,984
What's that? Peggy.

496
00:23:24,109 --> 00:23:27,117
Peggy, you're gonna be my private
secretary, the salary of a $1.000 a month.

497
00:23:27,242 --> 00:23:28,959
With an automatic
raise every three hours.

498
00:23:29,084 --> 00:23:31,326
Hey, wait a minute. You kick
your dough around like that

499
00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:32,688
for a couple of months
and you'll be broke!

500
00:23:32,888 --> 00:23:34,493
- Yeah.
- Monty Cristo!

501
00:23:34,619 --> 00:23:36,651
Oh, that's me! That's
me! Monty Cristo!

502
00:23:36,777 --> 00:23:38,949
Monty Cristo and the world is mine!

503
00:23:39,074 --> 00:23:40,793
There you are, folks.

504
00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:43,264
And here you are, Jackson, a
small advance on your salary.

505
00:23:43,389 --> 00:23:44,761
You're our new majordomo.

506
00:23:44,886 --> 00:23:46,709
And here's to Brewster and Company.

507
00:23:46,834 --> 00:23:47,927
You better watch those helicopters,

508
00:23:48,127 --> 00:23:50,834
one drink and wings
or no wings, you'll fly!

509
00:24:00,616 --> 00:24:02,510
<i>Good afternoon!
Brewster and Company.</i>

510
00:24:02,636 --> 00:24:05,885
Finances, investments,
loans and sundries.

511
00:24:06,010 --> 00:24:08,774
No, Mr. Brewster's
not come in as yet.

512
00:24:08,899 --> 00:24:13,194
Do you wish to speak to the Vice
President-in-charge or Secretary?

513
00:24:13,319 --> 00:24:15,943
<i>Very well, I'll tell him you called.</i>

514
00:24:16,068 --> 00:24:18,727
Mr. Harrison, would you be
interested in seeing a man

515
00:24:18,853 --> 00:24:20,885
Who says he invented a cow catcher?

516
00:24:21,011 --> 00:24:24,086
<i>It catches a cow, milks it and
throws it back into the pasture again?</i>

517
00:24:24,212 --> 00:24:25,376
No!

518
00:24:25,501 --> 00:24:27,114
The man says, "Uh-uh."

519
00:24:27,239 --> 00:24:31,492
So your only chance is if
the thing can make butter.

520
00:24:31,973 --> 00:24:33,377
Brewster and Company.

521
00:24:33,577 --> 00:24:36,862
Mr. Jackson speaking, Vice
President in charge of switch boards.

522
00:24:37,541 --> 00:24:39,310
Just a minute, I'll
connect you with the Vice

523
00:24:39,510 --> 00:24:41,279
President in charge of
special investments.

524
00:24:41,404 --> 00:24:44,257
All we need now is a vice president
in charge of vice presidents.

525
00:24:50,835 --> 00:24:53,356
And in reply to yours...

526
00:24:53,481 --> 00:24:55,966
Oh, hello boys. That'll
be all for now, Irene.

527
00:24:56,091 --> 00:24:58,263
When Monty comes in, have him
sign these checks, will you please?

528
00:24:58,388 --> 00:25:00,628
And don't look at them or you'll
throw yourself out of the window.

529
00:25:00,753 --> 00:25:03,830
27.000 dollars for the
house-warming at the Weldon Towers.

530
00:25:03,955 --> 00:25:06,893
- Oh, it's disgraceful.
- He can't spend his dough fast enough.

531
00:25:07,018 --> 00:25:09,678
He's got to have that society
dame, Barbara Drew, to help him.

532
00:25:09,803 --> 00:25:11,267
Handling money is a science.

533
00:25:11,467 --> 00:25:13,850
An amateur has no right kicking
his dough around the way Monty does.

534
00:25:14,050 --> 00:25:16,707
Imagine him back in that musical
comedy of Mikhail Mikhailovich.

535
00:25:16,832 --> 00:25:20,814
75.000 bucks dumped into Mikhail's lap
just because he was with us in a fox hole.

536
00:25:20,939 --> 00:25:22,903
<i>- Have you seen Manhattan this morning?</i>
- No.

537
00:25:23,028 --> 00:25:25,026
A fine blast in Marty Mitchell's
column, "Broad Wailings".

538
00:25:25,151 --> 00:25:26,382
Listen to this.

539
00:25:26,507 --> 00:25:29,027
"Monty Brewster,
Broadway's newest playboy",

540
00:25:29,152 --> 00:25:32,577
"Staggered society with his house-warming
at the very smart Weldon Towers",

541
00:25:32,702 --> 00:25:34,423
"Where champagne poured like rain."

542
00:25:34,548 --> 00:25:38,006
<i>"Maybe he was trying to dazzle Barbara
Drew, the twice-married heiress"</i>

543
00:25:38,131 --> 00:25:39,817
<i>"Whose pappy owns his own bank."</i>

544
00:25:39,942 --> 00:25:42,148
"Monty's proving a joy
to the board's smart set"

545
00:25:42,273 --> 00:25:45,524
"And the so-called pals who surround
him in his solid ivory tower."

546
00:25:45,649 --> 00:25:48,238
"A fool and his money are
soon parted. So long, chump."

547
00:25:48,364 --> 00:25:49,839
"So-called pals." That's us.

548
00:25:49,964 --> 00:25:51,650
I think I'll take a
sock at that Mitchell.

549
00:25:51,775 --> 00:25:55,024
Oh, it's a nasty article, all right,
but Monty had it coming to him.

550
00:25:55,149 --> 00:25:57,809
- I think we ought to quit.
- Yeah, I agree with you, Hacky.

551
00:25:57,934 --> 00:25:59,305
Oh, no, boys, we can't do that.

552
00:25:59,430 --> 00:26:01,167
We're the only protection he has.

553
00:26:01,367 --> 00:26:05,871
If only we could talk to him, reason
with him, let him know that we disapprove.

554
00:26:05,996 --> 00:26:08,979
People are picking at him
like a lot of vultures.

555
00:26:10,973 --> 00:26:13,040
- Here you are.
- Oh, Mr. Brewster!

556
00:26:13,165 --> 00:26:14,815
- Afternoon, Annie.
- Good afternoon, Mr. Brewster.

557
00:26:14,940 --> 00:26:16,207
- There you are.
- Thank you so much.

558
00:26:16,332 --> 00:26:17,620
- Hello, boss!
- Hello, Jackson.

559
00:26:17,820 --> 00:26:19,786
Come along, Jackson, I've got
some errands for you to do.

560
00:26:19,986 --> 00:26:21,601
Mr. Brewster. Mr. Brewster.
May I interest you in this...

561
00:26:21,726 --> 00:26:23,305
Yes, you certainly may, my good man.

562
00:26:23,431 --> 00:26:25,570
That's exactly what the
public has been waiting for.

563
00:26:25,695 --> 00:26:28,561
You're to be congratulated. You're
a real benefactor to mankind.

564
00:26:28,686 --> 00:26:30,510
It's inventions like that

565
00:26:30,635 --> 00:26:33,051
that are going to turn this future
world of ours into a veritable paradise.

566
00:26:33,176 --> 00:26:35,138
- What is it?
- It's a device that...

567
00:26:35,264 --> 00:26:37,472
Exactly what I thought it was, I'm
surprised I didn't think of it myself.

568
00:26:37,597 --> 00:26:39,560
Here's a 1.000 dollars
for you on account.

569
00:26:39,685 --> 00:26:41,913
You need anymore,
just see my secretary, leave a receipt.

570
00:26:42,113 --> 00:26:42,551
Thank you.

571
00:26:42,676 --> 00:26:44,396
- Hello, Alice.
- Good afternoon, Mr. Brewster.

572
00:26:44,521 --> 00:26:46,554
- There you are.
- Thank you, sir.

573
00:26:46,679 --> 00:26:49,755
Jackson, I want you to go and
get a dozen ties for Mr. Harrison.

574
00:26:49,880 --> 00:26:51,392
Pick 'em out yourself.

575
00:26:51,517 --> 00:26:53,409
- Good afternoon, Mr. Brewster.
- Hello, Gale.

576
00:26:53,535 --> 00:26:55,080
Oh, thank you.

577
00:26:55,205 --> 00:26:57,691
And I want you to order a season's
box at all the race tracks for Hacky.

578
00:26:57,816 --> 00:26:58,874
I'll lay in two.

579
00:27:02,341 --> 00:27:03,816
We'll be there in
time for the races.

580
00:27:03,941 --> 00:27:05,870
- Good afternoon, Mr. Brewster.
- Hello, Karen.

581
00:27:05,995 --> 00:27:06,591
Thank you, sir.

582
00:27:06,791 --> 00:27:08,898
I want you to go get five
dozen orchids for Ms. Gray.

583
00:27:09,023 --> 00:27:10,706
Yeah, but I put three
dozen in there yesterday.

584
00:27:10,832 --> 00:27:13,804
I know, but you can't have Peggy
smelling yesterday's orchids.

585
00:27:13,929 --> 00:27:15,579
Ms. Peggy said orchids don't smell!

586
00:27:15,704 --> 00:27:17,562
All right, all right,
then make it 10 dozen roses.

587
00:27:17,762 --> 00:27:18,293
Yes, sir.

588
00:27:18,419 --> 00:27:21,181
And uh, here's an extra 100
dollars. You better get a bicycle.

589
00:27:21,306 --> 00:27:23,236
For another 200, I
can get a motorcycle.

590
00:27:23,361 --> 00:27:25,081
Oh, that's a good idea,
Jackson, a good idea.

591
00:27:25,206 --> 00:27:27,905
There's 300. Get one with a side car
in it. Don't forget those receipts!

592
00:27:42,101 --> 00:27:43,825
Keep smiling, Mr. Man in the Moon!

593
00:27:50,909 --> 00:27:52,489
Good afternoon, angel.

594
00:27:52,689 --> 00:27:54,698
<i>Oh, good afternoon.</i>

595
00:28:03,874 --> 00:28:07,403
Very tasty, but, but please remember,
Mr. Brewster, this is a business office.

596
00:28:07,529 --> 00:28:10,639
Why, that kiss is the most important
business I've transacted all day.

597
00:28:10,765 --> 00:28:14,956
Here's $60.000 worth of business
transactions just crying for your signature.

598
00:28:15,082 --> 00:28:16,799
Ah, pleasure.

599
00:28:16,924 --> 00:28:18,506
Monty, are you sure
you're all right?

600
00:28:18,631 --> 00:28:20,663
Fine, great, never
felt better in my life!

601
00:28:20,788 --> 00:28:22,368
That is if you love me.

602
00:28:22,493 --> 00:28:26,718
Oh, which reminds me, would you
please not say it with flowers?

603
00:28:26,843 --> 00:28:29,782
My office is so full of them
now, I can hardly get into it.

604
00:28:29,907 --> 00:28:32,322
Ah, you see, and you thought it was
crazy to take this whole top floor.

605
00:28:32,447 --> 00:28:34,480
Why, we're outgrowing
our offices already!

606
00:28:34,605 --> 00:28:36,602
Oh!

607
00:28:36,728 --> 00:28:40,014
Get me the manager of the Poultry
Show at Madison Square Garden.

608
00:28:40,139 --> 00:28:43,061
Poultry? Now you're talkin', boss!

609
00:28:45,219 --> 00:28:46,556
<i>Hi, Nopper!</i>

610
00:28:46,681 --> 00:28:49,734
- Have you seen Mitchell's column?
- Have you seen Mitchell?

611
00:28:49,934 --> 00:28:51,532
No, but there's something
coming to that guy from me.

612
00:28:51,657 --> 00:28:53,412
It came to him.

613
00:28:53,537 --> 00:28:55,187
- What happened, Monty?
- You socked him?

614
00:28:55,312 --> 00:28:58,181
Go down to Bellevue
Hospital, take a look at him.

615
00:28:58,306 --> 00:29:00,163
Monty, you shouldn't have!

616
00:29:00,288 --> 00:29:02,391
Monty, that's bad. A guy with all
your dough can't afford the luxury of

617
00:29:02,517 --> 00:29:04,618
going around socking
columnists, he'll sue you!

618
00:29:04,744 --> 00:29:06,846
Oh, he threatened to,
yes indeed, for $10.000.

619
00:29:06,971 --> 00:29:08,035
He can collect too.

620
00:29:08,235 --> 00:29:09,471
Oh, no, he can't,
I took care of that.

621
00:29:09,671 --> 00:29:11,753
I settled with him,
out of court, for 15.

622
00:29:11,878 --> 00:29:14,258
- Holy sailor!
- Oh, Monty, you're a fool.

623
00:29:14,384 --> 00:29:17,495
Well, the only reason I did it, honey, was
because I didn't want you to worry about

624
00:29:17,621 --> 00:29:19,966
my name being coupled with
that of Barbara Drew's.

625
00:29:20,091 --> 00:29:22,888
Never mind worrying about
Barbara Drew, it's her old man,

626
00:29:23,014 --> 00:29:24,768
Colonel Drew, we're worried about.

627
00:29:24,893 --> 00:29:26,787
- What's the matter with him, is he sick?
- Not him, his bank.

628
00:29:26,912 --> 00:29:27,480
Oh.

629
00:29:27,680 --> 00:29:29,502
A private bank,
not even protected by the government,

630
00:29:29,627 --> 00:29:31,729
- And you've got 200 grand in it.
- Well, so what?

631
00:29:31,854 --> 00:29:33,504
So what?

632
00:29:33,629 --> 00:29:36,219
Drew's bank is on the ragged edge,
it's liable to fold any minute!

633
00:29:36,344 --> 00:29:38,899
When they close their doors today,
they may not open up tomorrow.

634
00:29:39,024 --> 00:29:40,847
- You really think so?
- Yes.

635
00:29:40,972 --> 00:29:45,720
Now sign this check and let me draw out that
200 grand as quick as I can get down there.

636
00:29:45,845 --> 00:29:48,052
That money stays where it is.

637
00:29:48,177 --> 00:29:50,592
Colonel Drew is a fine,
honorable gentleman.

638
00:29:50,717 --> 00:29:54,002
People can call Monty Brewster
a fool, a dolt, a spend thrift,

639
00:29:54,127 --> 00:29:58,039
But never let it be said that he let
a friend down in their hour of need.

640
00:29:59,906 --> 00:30:00,593
Yes?

641
00:30:00,793 --> 00:30:02,425
<i>The poultry man's on the telephone,
Mr. Brewster.</i>

642
00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,826
Oh, fine, put him on.

643
00:30:04,951 --> 00:30:08,863
Hello? This is Montague
L. Brewster speaking.

644
00:30:08,988 --> 00:30:11,960
I want to offer a
cash prize of $10,000

645
00:30:12,085 --> 00:30:13,926
to the hen that
lays the most eggs

646
00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,345
between 1:00 and 6:00
tomorrow afternoon.

647
00:30:16,470 --> 00:30:19,165
Yes, that's right. I'll
send my check over to you.

648
00:30:19,290 --> 00:30:21,785
- Oh, thank you.
- But Monty...

649
00:30:21,985 --> 00:30:24,594
It's our civic duty to
encourage hens to lay

650
00:30:24,719 --> 00:30:27,064
as many eggs as possible.

651
00:30:27,189 --> 00:30:30,928
- Have you seen your statement?
- Oh, no, I haven't. Let me see it.

652
00:30:31,053 --> 00:30:33,051
One week in business and one-third
of your fortune is already gone.

653
00:30:33,176 --> 00:30:35,033
We have 300.000 in the hole.

654
00:30:35,158 --> 00:30:40,762
No, 325 with that assault and battery
pay-off and this chicken prize!

655
00:30:41,389 --> 00:30:43,351
One-third gone.

656
00:30:43,476 --> 00:30:45,823
Hey! Have you got receipts
for all our losses?

657
00:30:45,949 --> 00:30:47,807
Oh, sure, receipts,
what good are they?

658
00:30:47,932 --> 00:30:49,992
Well, I might need them
for my income tax.

659
00:30:50,192 --> 00:30:51,895
Income tax?
You won't have any income.

660
00:30:52,095 --> 00:30:53,932
At this rate, you'll be
broke in a month.

661
00:30:54,057 --> 00:30:55,579
You don't think
that's really possible?

662
00:30:55,779 --> 00:30:58,890
Maybe today, if you don't take care of
two things before 3:00, and it's 2:30 now.

663
00:30:59,521 --> 00:31:02,702
Now will you sign a check and
let me draw out of Drew's bank?

664
00:31:02,827 --> 00:31:05,557
And let me call Allison and order him
to sell your lumber and fuel stock.

665
00:31:05,682 --> 00:31:07,365
Oh, why sell lumber and fuel?

666
00:31:07,490 --> 00:31:09,941
Because it's dropped eight
points and it's falling fast.

667
00:31:10,066 --> 00:31:13,525
Oh, so that's it. Nopper.

668
00:31:13,650 --> 00:31:16,692
Nopper, what happens when you
drop a rubber ball to the floor?

669
00:31:16,817 --> 00:31:19,129
Why, it bounces right back again.

670
00:31:19,254 --> 00:31:21,008
There you are, you
see? That's your answer.

671
00:31:21,133 --> 00:31:24,140
But lumber and fuel
is not a rubber ball!

672
00:31:24,265 --> 00:31:27,863
Ten more points, if it drops
that, then we're all in the gutter!

673
00:31:27,989 --> 00:31:29,569
Oh, Nopper, don't
belittle the gutter!

674
00:31:29,694 --> 00:31:32,471
Some of our finest people
started from the gutter.

675
00:31:34,253 --> 00:31:36,529
Give me J. B. Allison and Company.

676
00:31:36,655 --> 00:31:39,244
Oh, well, now you're
using your head.

677
00:31:39,369 --> 00:31:41,159
Throw that stock right back at him.

678
00:31:43,373 --> 00:31:46,761
Hello, Allison? This is
Monty Brewster speaking.

679
00:31:46,886 --> 00:31:48,531
Yeah, say, I want you to, uh,

680
00:31:48,731 --> 00:31:52,191
I want you to buy me some more
of that lumber and fuel stock.

681
00:31:52,316 --> 00:31:55,879
Yes, yes, I know it's going down
but I want another 5.000 shares.

682
00:31:56,004 --> 00:31:58,768
Yes, that's right. No, no,
I haven't got a tip, I'm uh...

683
00:31:58,893 --> 00:32:00,926
I'm just using my own judgment.

684
00:32:01,051 --> 00:32:03,049
That's right. All
right, thanks, J. B.

685
00:32:03,174 --> 00:32:05,068
That's the pay-off.

686
00:32:05,193 --> 00:32:07,698
Peggy! Bring your notebook!

687
00:32:10,656 --> 00:32:12,907
Take a letter.

688
00:32:13,997 --> 00:32:16,099
Monty Brewster Esquire,

689
00:32:16,224 --> 00:32:18,675
I hereby tender my
resignation as vice president

690
00:32:18,800 --> 00:32:20,380
Allegedly in charge of finance,

691
00:32:20,505 --> 00:32:22,051
to take effect as of this moment!

692
00:32:22,176 --> 00:32:25,094
Yours disgustedly, Nopper Harrison.

693
00:32:31,363 --> 00:32:32,840
Alice, take a telegram.

694
00:32:32,965 --> 00:32:36,250
Nopper Harrison Esquire, replying
to your paper just received,

695
00:32:36,375 --> 00:32:38,165
tendering your resignation.

696
00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:41,402
If you will wait until you are
fired, I will appreciate it greatly.

697
00:32:41,527 --> 00:32:44,393
Now pull in your long ears,
and stop acting like a jackass.

698
00:32:44,519 --> 00:32:46,621
Signed, your pal, Monty Brewster.

699
00:32:46,747 --> 00:32:48,998
Oh, what's the use!

700
00:32:49,322 --> 00:32:51,354
Send it along, anyhow.

701
00:32:51,479 --> 00:32:53,094
Monty, I got a beef.

702
00:32:53,220 --> 00:32:55,183
It's a legitimate beef and
you got to listen to me.

703
00:32:55,309 --> 00:32:57,271
- All right, fire away, Hacky.
- Okay.

704
00:32:57,396 --> 00:32:58,801
Did you or did you not ask me

705
00:32:58,926 --> 00:33:00,960
To go out to Belmont Park
at 5:00 this morning the...

706
00:33:01,085 --> 00:33:02,025
No...

707
00:33:02,225 --> 00:33:04,274
And clock a certain philly
by the name of Black Magic?

708
00:33:05,074 --> 00:33:05,400
I did.

709
00:33:05,600 --> 00:33:08,163
But you didn't tell me that you'd
already bought her for 20 grand

710
00:33:08,289 --> 00:33:10,461
and entered her in the
second race at Belmont today.

711
00:33:10,586 --> 00:33:14,010
Hmm. I forgot. That small
detail escaped my mind.

712
00:33:14,135 --> 00:33:16,690
But as a judge of horse flesh,
I still wanted your opinion.

713
00:33:16,815 --> 00:33:17,979
You're gonna get it.

714
00:33:18,104 --> 00:33:20,588
If hay was selling
at five cents a ton,

715
00:33:20,713 --> 00:33:22,850
and Black Magic had an
appetite like a canary,

716
00:33:22,975 --> 00:33:24,418
she wouldn't be worth feeding.

717
00:33:24,543 --> 00:33:26,749
Oh, but that's awful, I bet $5.000
on her. You must be kidding me.

718
00:33:26,874 --> 00:33:29,115
If she runs in that race
today, they'll lap her twice.

719
00:33:29,240 --> 00:33:31,063
Oh no, you're wrong,
she's gonna win.

720
00:33:31,188 --> 00:33:33,952
You're cracked. Look.

721
00:33:34,077 --> 00:33:36,980
- We lose 15.000 on the prize fights Monday.
- Mm-hmm.

722
00:33:37,105 --> 00:33:38,617
$10.000 on the ball
game Wednesday...

723
00:33:38,742 --> 00:33:40,286
Well you can't win all of them.

724
00:33:40,411 --> 00:33:42,861
And after today, we'll
be out another five grand.

725
00:33:42,986 --> 00:33:44,845
My department's been
in existence one week

726
00:33:44,971 --> 00:33:46,794
and we ain't got a dollar's
profit to show for it.

727
00:33:46,919 --> 00:33:48,499
Oh, law of averages, my boy.

728
00:33:48,624 --> 00:33:50,691
And then again,
according to statistics,

729
00:33:50,816 --> 00:33:53,476
it may increase over the lateral
division of the entire structure.

730
00:33:53,602 --> 00:33:55,042
The entire what?

731
00:33:55,167 --> 00:33:56,678
Oh, you wouldn't
understand it, Hacky.

732
00:33:56,804 --> 00:33:59,149
It's a theory based on the
law of diminishing returns.

733
00:33:59,274 --> 00:34:01,655
My, uh, stock broker was telling
me about it the other night.

734
00:34:01,780 --> 00:34:04,091
- Coincidentally, I bought you another cab.
- There you go.

735
00:34:04,216 --> 00:34:06,179
Every time you ride
in a cab, you buy one.

736
00:34:06,304 --> 00:34:07,746
We've got 12 now and no gas.

737
00:34:07,871 --> 00:34:10,946
Well, why don't you try gin,
maybe they'll run on that.

738
00:34:11,071 --> 00:34:12,791
<i>I wish I was back in a fox hole.</i>

739
00:34:15,284 --> 00:34:16,273
Hello, darling.

740
00:34:16,473 --> 00:34:19,080
<i>Ms. Barbara Drew is here
to see you. Shall I send her in?</i>

741
00:34:19,461 --> 00:34:20,901
Well, I wonder what she wants.

742
00:34:21,026 --> 00:34:23,695
<i>I'm sure I wouldn't know.</i>

743
00:34:27,672 --> 00:34:29,914
- Hello there, Monty.
- Hello, Barbara.

744
00:34:30,039 --> 00:34:32,350
Well, so this is where
you've been wasting your days.

745
00:34:32,475 --> 00:34:34,508
Yes, getting gray, working overtime.

746
00:34:34,633 --> 00:34:37,188
- Sit down, won't you?
- Oh, I just popped in for a minute.

747
00:34:37,313 --> 00:34:39,623
Was I too extravagant with the
arrangements for the house warming?

748
00:34:39,748 --> 00:34:41,816
Oh, no, not at all. Not at all.

749
00:34:41,941 --> 00:34:45,263
I'd hoped... Uh, that is, I'd
expected it would cost twice that much.

750
00:34:45,388 --> 00:34:47,141
It's awful nice of you to
help me out like this, Barbara.

751
00:34:47,266 --> 00:34:48,637
Oh, think nothing of it.

752
00:34:48,762 --> 00:34:50,831
I'm having the time of my
life spending your money.

753
00:34:50,956 --> 00:34:52,674
And it's doing you no
end of good, socially.

754
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,111
Oh, you never know how
much good it's done me.

755
00:34:55,236 --> 00:34:57,756
I want you to plan some more
parties. Big ones, something novel.

756
00:34:57,881 --> 00:34:59,427
Never mind the expense.

757
00:34:59,552 --> 00:35:01,550
Did you read, uh, Mitchell's
column this morning?

758
00:35:01,675 --> 00:35:04,995
Oh yes, yes I did. I'm sorry that
you were humiliated through me.

759
00:35:05,120 --> 00:35:09,032
Oh, forget it. Besides, I really
don't feel a bit humiliated.

760
00:35:09,157 --> 00:35:11,398
- A terribly funny thing happened.
- Uh-huh?

761
00:35:11,523 --> 00:35:14,983
It's too
absurd, but Dad read it.

762
00:35:15,108 --> 00:35:18,254
- Dad...
- Others will consume you.

763
00:35:18,379 --> 00:35:20,549
He thinks it's true, he
thinks we're engaged!

764
00:35:20,749 --> 00:35:21,143
He's...

765
00:35:21,268 --> 00:35:23,579
I'll sue Mitchell for that.

766
00:35:23,704 --> 00:35:25,980
Oh, those things don't bother
me. They roll off my back.

767
00:35:26,105 --> 00:35:28,103
Oh, by the way, uh,
how is your father?

768
00:35:28,228 --> 00:35:31,027
Well, he's very disturbed,
that's really why I came.

769
00:35:31,152 --> 00:35:32,383
Please don't mention it
to him, will you Monty?

770
00:35:32,508 --> 00:35:35,411
Oh no, of course not.
Anything I can do?

771
00:35:35,536 --> 00:35:37,673
Now that you volunteered, there is.

772
00:35:37,798 --> 00:35:40,214
He's coming to see you. Something
about his old friends deserting him

773
00:35:40,339 --> 00:35:42,373
And wanting to take their
money out of his bank.

774
00:35:42,498 --> 00:35:44,531
- Oh!
- We consider you a friend and naturally...

775
00:35:44,656 --> 00:35:45,887
Oh, say no more about it, Barbara.

776
00:35:46,012 --> 00:35:48,254
I shall certainly leave
my money in his hands.

777
00:35:48,379 --> 00:35:50,168
I don't think I could do any better.

778
00:35:50,293 --> 00:35:53,462
Oh, Monty. You're a
terrific character.

779
00:35:55,548 --> 00:35:57,894
Oh, forget it, Barbara, forget it.

780
00:35:58,019 --> 00:35:59,216
Will you call me
later about our plans,

781
00:35:59,341 --> 00:36:00,364
Or would you rather make a date now?

782
00:36:00,489 --> 00:36:02,348
Uh, I'll call you later.

783
00:36:02,473 --> 00:36:04,541
I'll keep all my time
open. We'll have fun, Monty.

784
00:36:04,666 --> 00:36:07,177
- Oh, you're a darling.
- Yes, so are you...

785
00:36:08,543 --> 00:36:10,694
Your dictograph key is open,
did you want something?

786
00:36:10,894 --> 00:36:11,063
Oh!

787
00:36:11,189 --> 00:36:13,255
Oh yes... Well that
is, no. I mean uh...

788
00:36:13,381 --> 00:36:16,004
- Oh, business before pleasure, Monty.
- Yes, business...

789
00:36:16,129 --> 00:36:17,884
- Excuse me.
- Don't forget you're going to call me.

790
00:36:18,009 --> 00:36:19,554
- Yes, I'll call.
- And I'll see you later.

791
00:36:19,679 --> 00:36:21,016
- That's right.
- Toodle doo.

792
00:36:21,141 --> 00:36:24,310
And, uh, tell your
father not to worry.

793
00:36:24,865 --> 00:36:27,941
Oh! Wonderful people,
those Drew's. Wonderful...

794
00:36:28,066 --> 00:36:29,368
What's the matter dear?
Is something wrong?

795
00:36:29,494 --> 00:36:31,631
Not with me, but your
lips are bleeding.

796
00:36:31,757 --> 00:36:34,008
Oh, oh.

797
00:36:34,435 --> 00:36:36,920
Oh!

798
00:36:37,046 --> 00:36:39,601
Well, uh, what are you
staring at me like that for?

799
00:36:39,726 --> 00:36:41,340
What is this, between
you and Barbara Drew?

800
00:36:41,466 --> 00:36:44,194
Oh, her father's bank's in
trouble, that's all it is.

801
00:36:44,319 --> 00:36:46,074
And she's trying to vamp
you into covering it for him.

802
00:36:46,199 --> 00:36:47,953
She doesn't mean a thing to me.

803
00:36:48,078 --> 00:36:50,702
She's just grateful because I agreed
to leave my money in her father's bank.

804
00:36:50,827 --> 00:36:52,721
My relationship with
her is strictly business.

805
00:36:52,846 --> 00:36:55,226
Business? Do you call letting
her squander your money

806
00:36:55,351 --> 00:36:57,697
on a lot of social
parasites business?

807
00:36:57,822 --> 00:37:01,351
Do you call spending
$325.000 in one week business?

808
00:37:01,476 --> 00:37:04,066
No. That's too good a name for it.

809
00:37:04,191 --> 00:37:07,547
It's hard labor. 30 days of
hard labor, or 60, I don't know.

810
00:37:07,672 --> 00:37:09,355
Well you better start to think.

811
00:37:09,481 --> 00:37:11,514
Think? Think?

812
00:37:11,640 --> 00:37:13,149
Thinking has become my specialty.

813
00:37:13,274 --> 00:37:15,098
I think for 18 hours a day.

814
00:37:15,223 --> 00:37:17,986
Oh, it's all very well for the
ordinary businessman to think.

815
00:37:18,112 --> 00:37:20,598
He thinks of something to do,
does it, and that's the end of it.

816
00:37:20,723 --> 00:37:22,407
But I have to think
what other people think.

817
00:37:22,532 --> 00:37:24,286
And then I have to think
what they think I think.

818
00:37:24,411 --> 00:37:26,548
And then I think what
they think I think I think!

819
00:37:26,674 --> 00:37:28,637
I think you'd better
see a psychiatrist.

820
00:37:28,762 --> 00:37:30,969
A psychiatrist?

821
00:37:31,094 --> 00:37:33,773
Peggy! Peggy, don't go off mad!

822
00:37:34,922 --> 00:37:36,919
Psychiatrist!

823
00:37:37,044 --> 00:37:40,303
Those fellows are pretty
expensive. Maybe I'd better get one.

824
00:37:41,672 --> 00:37:44,819
Here you are, Ms.
Peggy, your daily dozens.

825
00:37:44,945 --> 00:37:48,613
I'd have been here sooner but I got a
new motorcycle and it's breaking me in.

826
00:37:48,738 --> 00:37:51,023
I got to take it slow
for the first 500 miles.

827
00:37:51,223 --> 00:37:54,642
- Thank you, Jackson.
- All right, Ms. Peggy.

828
00:37:57,635 --> 00:37:59,493
Right this way, Colonel.

829
00:37:59,619 --> 00:38:01,870
There you are.

830
00:38:02,541 --> 00:38:03,773
- Well, Colonel.
- Hello, Monty.

831
00:38:03,899 --> 00:38:05,885
- Nice to see you, sir.
- Uh, thank you.

832
00:38:06,085 --> 00:38:08,255
You seem to be a little shaky.
Won't you have a start, for your nerves?

833
00:38:08,455 --> 00:38:09,980
- Why uh...
- Brandy perhaps?

834
00:38:10,180 --> 00:38:10,828
Yes.

835
00:38:11,028 --> 00:38:13,140
My boy, I had to see you.
Thank you, personally.

836
00:38:13,340 --> 00:38:17,214
My cashier told me you refused to withdraw
your balance in spite of the ugly rumors.

837
00:38:17,414 --> 00:38:20,528
Well, Colonel, in the army,
we learn to disregard rumors.

838
00:38:20,728 --> 00:38:23,082
You know, I've got a lot of
faith in you and your bank.

839
00:38:23,282 --> 00:38:25,380
Monty! Lumber and fuel is going up.

840
00:38:25,580 --> 00:38:27,900
102, 102 and a half. It's
up two and a half points.

841
00:38:28,100 --> 00:38:29,634
102 and a half?
What's going on down there?

842
00:38:29,834 --> 00:38:30,988
You've got 25 grand back!

843
00:38:31,488 --> 00:38:32,146
Get me Allison on the telephone.

844
00:38:32,271 --> 00:38:33,817
Good. We'll buy 5.000 more.

845
00:38:33,943 --> 00:38:36,149
- I want to talk to J. B. himself.
- Brewster, Brewster, listen.

846
00:38:36,274 --> 00:38:40,082
I must see this thing through,
it'll kill me to have my bank close.

847
00:38:40,207 --> 00:38:41,961
Well, you think your
bank might close?

848
00:38:42,086 --> 00:38:44,626
<i>Busy. Allison and Company are busy.</i>

849
00:38:44,826 --> 00:38:46,614
Well, I don't care if they're
busy or not. Get them anyhow.

850
00:38:46,814 --> 00:38:48,539
Excuse me, Colonel,
a little business.

851
00:38:48,864 --> 00:38:51,627
Excuse me. Hello,
Allison and Company? Who?

852
00:38:51,752 --> 00:38:53,680
Yes, he's here. Just a
minute. Colonel, it's for you.

853
00:38:53,805 --> 00:38:54,933
- Oh, no, for me?
- Yes.

854
00:38:55,058 --> 00:38:56,186
Hello?

855
00:38:56,311 --> 00:38:59,234
Hello? What's that? Who?

856
00:39:00,557 --> 00:39:01,719
What?

857
00:39:01,844 --> 00:39:03,773
Where's lumber and fuel now?

858
00:39:03,898 --> 00:39:05,208
A hundred and five!

859
00:39:05,408 --> 00:39:06,939
It's up five points. 50.000!

860
00:39:07,064 --> 00:39:10,663
$50.000. Tell that girl I'll give her
a $1.000 to get me Allison and Company!

861
00:39:10,789 --> 00:39:12,543
Why can't you get
Allison and Company?

862
00:39:12,668 --> 00:39:13,726
Well, keep trying!

863
00:39:13,851 --> 00:39:15,223
Oh, good heavens.

864
00:39:15,348 --> 00:39:18,321
- What's the matter, Colonel?
- I'm afraid to say it, Monty.

865
00:39:18,446 --> 00:39:20,687
Ashton's drawing out $250.000.

866
00:39:20,812 --> 00:39:22,113
Well, let him draw
it out, who cares?

867
00:39:22,238 --> 00:39:24,303
- Exactly what I'm going to deposit.
- What?

868
00:39:24,503 --> 00:39:25,908
Oh, no. No, Monty, I
can't let you do that.

869
00:39:26,033 --> 00:39:28,204
This withdrawal of Ashton's
might mean the end of my bank!

870
00:39:28,329 --> 00:39:30,570
Well, I insist, sir, and
there's your check for 250.000.

871
00:39:30,695 --> 00:39:32,067
Oh, well, thank you.
Thank you, my boy.

872
00:39:32,192 --> 00:39:34,085
Colonel Drew, if you let Monty
deposit that money in your bank

873
00:39:34,210 --> 00:39:35,651
on the point of
closing, it's stealing!

874
00:39:35,776 --> 00:39:36,939
Nopper, you mind your own business!

875
00:39:37,064 --> 00:39:38,574
But Monty, his bank's tottering!

876
00:39:38,700 --> 00:39:40,837
I don't think it's tottering.
It's only tittering.

877
00:39:40,963 --> 00:39:43,761
I only hope nothing happens to
interfere with Barbara's happiness.

878
00:39:43,886 --> 00:39:45,779
Oh well, that thing in
the paper, Colonel, was...

879
00:39:47,505 --> 00:39:48,889
Yes?

880
00:39:49,089 --> 00:39:52,266
<i>- Lumber and fuel is up to 108 and a half.</i>
- 108 and a half?

881
00:39:54,639 --> 00:39:57,229
Isn't anybody going to
get me Allison and Company?

882
00:39:57,354 --> 00:39:59,178
Monty, did you see what
lumber and fuel is doing?

883
00:39:59,303 --> 00:40:00,535
108 and a half. Boy, oh boy!

884
00:40:00,660 --> 00:40:02,589
You sure hit that one on the nose!

885
00:40:02,714 --> 00:40:04,537
I'll offer $5.000 to
anybody in the office

886
00:40:04,663 --> 00:40:06,000
who can get me Allison and Company.

887
00:40:06,125 --> 00:40:07,253
We're losing thousands on this deal.

888
00:40:07,378 --> 00:40:08,992
He wants to buy
more lumber and fuel.

889
00:40:09,117 --> 00:40:10,697
It's 3:00, Mr. Brewster!

890
00:40:10,822 --> 00:40:12,890
They're at the post in Belmont Park.

891
00:40:13,015 --> 00:40:14,734
Black Magic goes in this one.

892
00:40:14,859 --> 00:40:17,694
We can watch it on the television!

893
00:40:19,139 --> 00:40:22,321
- What are you riding'?
<i>- Same as Mr. Brewster, Black Magic.</i>

894
00:40:22,446 --> 00:40:26,845
<i>Black Magic is acting
badly. And delaying the start.</i>

895
00:40:26,970 --> 00:40:29,387
- What are the odds?
- Forty to one on the morning line.

896
00:40:29,512 --> 00:40:31,997
- She ain't got a chance.
- Hello, hello?

897
00:40:32,122 --> 00:40:33,249
Get me the head of
the telephone company.

898
00:40:33,374 --> 00:40:36,311
I've got to cut in
on Allison's line.

899
00:40:36,436 --> 00:40:38,992
They're all straight
now, Black Magic is stayed.

900
00:40:39,118 --> 00:40:43,341
It looks like a quick start, but
no, Black Magic is delaying us still.

901
00:40:43,467 --> 00:40:45,778
- What did Monty bet?
- Five grand.

902
00:40:45,903 --> 00:40:47,796
<i>On three, here they go!</i>

903
00:40:47,921 --> 00:40:49,780
<i>Fifty-two is going to the front.</i>

904
00:40:49,906 --> 00:40:53,574
<i>Black Magic has switched
back between horses.</i>

905
00:40:53,733 --> 00:40:55,593
- Where's Black Magic?
- Out to lunch.

906
00:40:55,718 --> 00:40:59,210
Black Magic, get that gait
off and lift your feet!

907
00:40:59,335 --> 00:41:01,682
- What's lumber and fuel now?
<i>- Hundred and nine and a half.</i>

908
00:41:01,808 --> 00:41:04,223
Hundred and nine and a half?

909
00:41:04,348 --> 00:41:07,946
<i>Suzy Q is still leading...</i>

910
00:41:08,071 --> 00:41:11,462
You're running pretty, Suzy Q.
Stay there, board her easy, baby!

911
00:41:11,587 --> 00:41:13,167
I can't see Black Magic.

912
00:41:13,292 --> 00:41:15,952
Looks like she's
running the next race!

913
00:41:16,077 --> 00:41:18,805
<i>Suzy Q still is in front.
Sir Rowley in second.</i>

914
00:41:18,930 --> 00:41:21,182
<i>Black Magic still fail.</i>

915
00:41:25,056 --> 00:41:26,426
Hello? Hello?

916
00:41:29,545 --> 00:41:31,785
Hello? Hello?

917
00:41:31,911 --> 00:41:35,197
Hello? Hello, J. B? What
struck lumber and fuel?

918
00:41:35,322 --> 00:41:37,773
Yes, I know darn well it's going up.

919
00:41:37,898 --> 00:41:40,242
Has it got any chance of going down?

920
00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:42,923
I made what? A $100.000?

921
00:41:43,048 --> 00:41:45,707
Well, sell J. B. Sell quick,
will you? I can't afford it.

922
00:41:45,832 --> 00:41:48,110
I said sell! Sell it!

923
00:41:48,235 --> 00:41:52,285
<i>There goes Black Magic into
contention, he's flying between horses.</i>

924
00:41:52,411 --> 00:41:55,208
<i>Coming with great strides.</i>

925
00:41:55,333 --> 00:42:00,880
<i>Black Magic is now picking
up and racing forward...</i>

926
00:42:01,006 --> 00:42:02,482
- Come on!
- Let's go!

927
00:42:02,607 --> 00:42:04,710
Go get him! Black
Magic, here she comes!

928
00:42:04,835 --> 00:42:08,954
<i>Black Magic is now catching
the leaders and charging fast!</i>

929
00:42:09,079 --> 00:42:10,103
Come on, Black Magic!

930
00:42:10,228 --> 00:42:12,296
<i>Come on! Look at her!</i>

931
00:42:12,421 --> 00:42:13,653
<i>Come on, Black Magic.</i>

932
00:42:13,778 --> 00:42:17,411
<i>Suzy Q is still in front.
Sir Rowley's second.</i>

933
00:42:17,536 --> 00:42:20,857
<i>Black Magic is fourth,
and flying on the outside.</i>

934
00:42:20,982 --> 00:42:23,223
Oh, not that, not that!

935
00:42:28,118 --> 00:42:32,342
<i>One of them it is. Suzy Q
and Black Magic. Suzy Q and Black Magic.</i>

936
00:42:32,467 --> 00:42:33,874
<i>And now it's Black Magic in front.</i>

937
00:42:35,530 --> 00:42:39,198
<i>It's Black Magic and Suzy Q,
It's Black Magic and Suzy Q.</i>

938
00:42:39,323 --> 00:42:41,842
<i>And it's Black Magic, going away!</i>

939
00:42:44,578 --> 00:42:46,922
Monty! I got to hand it to you,
that's a great horse.

940
00:42:47,122 --> 00:42:47,934
What did you win?

941
00:42:48,059 --> 00:42:50,544
I win 200! I had five
bucks on the nose!

942
00:42:50,970 --> 00:42:52,862
Monty wins 200 grand!

943
00:42:52,987 --> 00:42:56,133
- Oh, Monty!
- God!

944
00:42:56,259 --> 00:42:59,439
Oh, you're terrific, Monty!
Why didn't you tip me off?

945
00:42:59,565 --> 00:43:01,423
<i>We're in the money, we
got a lot of money...</i>

946
00:43:04,229 --> 00:43:06,192
Hello? Hello!

947
00:43:06,317 --> 00:43:08,568
Oh? Oh!

948
00:43:09,136 --> 00:43:11,711
Hello? Oh, Colonel Drew.

949
00:43:11,851 --> 00:43:15,066
Yes. Well, your deposit
saved the bank, Monty.

950
00:43:15,191 --> 00:43:17,259
God bless you, my boy.

951
00:43:17,384 --> 00:43:19,694
Another 450.000 saved.

952
00:43:19,819 --> 00:43:22,166
What a day.
What a day!

953
00:43:22,291 --> 00:43:23,524
What a day.

954
00:43:26,517 --> 00:43:29,219
<i>We're in the money,
we're in the money</i>

955
00:43:30,260 --> 00:43:31,911
<i>We got a lot of money</i>

956
00:43:32,036 --> 00:43:33,650
Hello?

957
00:43:33,775 --> 00:43:36,887
<i>Yes, this is region 71043.</i>

958
00:43:37,012 --> 00:43:38,488
Yes, this is Mr. Brewster.

959
00:43:38,613 --> 00:43:41,759
<i>Mr. Brewster, this is the
radio program, Bucket of Gold.</i>

960
00:43:41,884 --> 00:43:44,822
<i>We've selected your telephone
number as today's winner.</i>

961
00:43:44,947 --> 00:43:49,159
<i>Let me congratulate you.
You've just won $25.000!</i>

962
00:43:50,933 --> 00:43:53,935
Why don't you mind
your own business?

963
00:43:57,824 --> 00:43:59,439
What's he doing now?

964
00:43:59,564 --> 00:44:01,631
He's still mumbling in his sleep!
He's been doing it all night.

965
00:44:01,756 --> 00:44:03,441
Try knocking
on the door again.

966
00:44:03,566 --> 00:44:05,808
If I knock anymore, the termites
are going to start complaining.

967
00:44:05,933 --> 00:44:07,860
I don't get it.

968
00:44:07,985 --> 00:44:10,053
He makes nearly 350.000 in a
day, then crawls into a shell

969
00:44:10,178 --> 00:44:12,455
and knocks himself
up like a sick oyster.

970
00:44:12,580 --> 00:44:13,986
Hope he isn't delirious.

971
00:44:15,346 --> 00:44:19,050
<i>So, just two months from
now, on October 13th, exactly noon,</i>

972
00:44:19,575 --> 00:44:22,722
<i>If you've spent a million
dollars and have no assets,</i>

973
00:44:22,847 --> 00:44:25,192
<i>You will inherit the
balance of his estate.</i>

974
00:44:25,317 --> 00:44:27,942
<i>Why don't you get wise
to yourself, Brewster?</i>

975
00:44:28,067 --> 00:44:31,074
<i>And stop trying to
spend all this money.</i>

976
00:44:31,200 --> 00:44:33,635
<i>Why, you haven't got a chance.</i>

977
00:44:34,541 --> 00:44:35,807
Who are you?

978
00:44:35,932 --> 00:44:40,854
Who am I? Why, I'm
the man in the moon!

979
00:44:40,979 --> 00:44:43,554
Casting a shadow, over you.

980
00:44:45,294 --> 00:44:46,596
What do you know about money?

981
00:44:46,721 --> 00:44:49,485
<i>What do I know about money?</i>

982
00:44:49,610 --> 00:44:52,373
I started at just a quarter,

983
00:44:52,498 --> 00:44:54,044
And look at me now!

984
00:44:58,589 --> 00:45:00,447
Oh, wise guy.

985
00:45:00,572 --> 00:45:03,614
Yes. And I'm much
brighter than you are!

986
00:45:03,739 --> 00:45:05,215
Oh, yeah?

987
00:45:05,340 --> 00:45:06,921
<i>Yes.</i>

988
00:45:07,046 --> 00:45:09,809
Everybody else is
trying to make money,

989
00:45:09,935 --> 00:45:13,150
and you, you chump,
you're trying to spend it.

990
00:45:13,275 --> 00:45:16,952
<i>Don't you know you
cannot buck the stars?</i>

991
00:45:17,152 --> 00:45:19,880
Now get outta here.
Eclipse yourself.

992
00:45:20,305 --> 00:45:22,233
I'll poke you right in the nose.

993
00:45:22,358 --> 00:45:25,539
You can't poke me in the nose!

994
00:45:25,664 --> 00:45:27,454
I'm out of this world.

995
00:45:53,693 --> 00:45:57,139
$1.025.000.
Fifty three days to go.

996
00:45:59,922 --> 00:46:01,225
<i>Is he still
talking to himself?</i>

997
00:46:01,351 --> 00:46:03,935
No, he's answering himself now.

998
00:46:07,997 --> 00:46:11,024
Get me Mr. Jones. Region 74310.

999
00:46:15,340 --> 00:46:17,024
<i>Hello, Brewster.</i>

1000
00:46:17,149 --> 00:46:18,486
Mr. Jones.

1001
00:46:18,612 --> 00:46:20,784
Mr. Jones, this is awful.

1002
00:46:20,909 --> 00:46:23,046
I'm going nuts. Everything
I touch turns to gold.

1003
00:46:23,171 --> 00:46:24,820
<i>I'm sorry, Brewster.</i>

1004
00:46:24,945 --> 00:46:26,107
<i>I'd like to help you but I can't.</i>

1005
00:46:26,233 --> 00:46:27,813
Yeah, but this isn't
as easy as I thought.

1006
00:46:27,938 --> 00:46:30,529
Why at this rate, I'll
wind up a billionaire!

1007
00:46:30,654 --> 00:46:32,126
Listen, if your
uncle Jim was brainy

1008
00:46:32,326 --> 00:46:34,043
enough to make over
eight million dollars,

1009
00:46:34,168 --> 00:46:36,896
You ought to be clever enough
to get rid of a paltry million!

1010
00:46:37,022 --> 00:46:39,736
Oh, but, Mr. Jones... Mr. Jones!

1011
00:46:40,607 --> 00:46:42,858
Oh, Mr. Jones.

1012
00:46:50,804 --> 00:46:53,045
Spend a million
dollars in two months.

1013
00:46:53,171 --> 00:46:55,672
Why didn't he try it sometime?

1014
00:46:57,451 --> 00:46:59,622
A week ago, I was gonna
get married. I was happy.

1015
00:46:59,747 --> 00:47:03,166
Ha, ha, ha! Carefree,
gay. Now look at me.

1016
00:47:03,437 --> 00:47:05,688
Completely nuts.

1017
00:47:10,258 --> 00:47:13,177
Don't bother,
I'll announce myself.

1018
00:47:14,643 --> 00:47:16,641
This is a long walk
on an empty stomach.

1019
00:47:16,766 --> 00:47:19,761
Well, Brews thought it'd be
good for the price of a meal.

1020
00:47:22,648 --> 00:47:24,900
- Morning.
- Morning.

1021
00:47:28,008 --> 00:47:30,259
Monty, open up!

1022
00:47:30,827 --> 00:47:33,103
This is Mikhail.
Mikhail Mikhailovich.

1023
00:47:33,228 --> 00:47:34,529
Isn't he in there?

1024
00:47:34,654 --> 00:47:36,374
Yes, but he won't answer the
knocks or phones or anything.

1025
00:47:36,499 --> 00:47:37,800
Well, where's Smith and Harrison?

1026
00:47:37,925 --> 00:47:41,010
- In Ms. Gray's office.
- Hmm. Thank you.

1027
00:47:42,659 --> 00:47:44,344
Mikhail, Mikhail Mikhailovich!

1028
00:47:44,469 --> 00:47:47,059
No applause. We're just passing
through on the way to the poor house,

1029
00:47:47,184 --> 00:47:50,190
after a sensational appearance
in the city of brotherly love.

1030
00:47:50,316 --> 00:47:51,373
What happened to the show?

1031
00:47:51,498 --> 00:47:53,323
The Girl With The Sweater,
went to the cleaners.

1032
00:47:53,449 --> 00:47:56,176
Philadelphia didn't
exactly love her.

1033
00:47:56,301 --> 00:47:58,056
Uh, fellows, this is Trixie Summers.

1034
00:47:58,181 --> 00:47:59,656
She too, has suffered.

1035
00:47:59,781 --> 00:48:01,918
Boy, I could suffer with
pleasure in a place like this.

1036
00:48:02,043 --> 00:48:03,310
You mean, the show was a turkey?

1037
00:48:03,435 --> 00:48:04,599
Turkey? If it kept on running,

1038
00:48:04,724 --> 00:48:06,617
we'd have had to pay the
actors off in cranberries.

1039
00:48:06,742 --> 00:48:08,879
But Monty had 75.000
invested in that show.

1040
00:48:09,004 --> 00:48:11,628
Oh, never mind the 75.000.
why'd you close the show?

1041
00:48:11,754 --> 00:48:14,343
We didn't close the show,
we just ran out of customers.

1042
00:48:14,468 --> 00:48:16,293
Yeah. The last time I looked,
the fellow at the box office

1043
00:48:16,418 --> 00:48:18,276
was playing solitaire
with the tickets.

1044
00:48:18,401 --> 00:48:19,738
Well, just the same, I still
think you should've let me

1045
00:48:19,863 --> 00:48:21,059
be the judge whether
to close or not.

1046
00:48:21,184 --> 00:48:23,113
Why'd you buy it in the first place?

1047
00:48:23,238 --> 00:48:24,993
Well, if I hadn't bought the
show, it wouldn't have opened,

1048
00:48:25,118 --> 00:48:26,732
and Mikhail'd have
been out of a job.

1049
00:48:26,858 --> 00:48:28,820
Oh, the show was all right, it
was the stars who were wrong.

1050
00:48:28,945 --> 00:48:31,152
Their overweight tenor,
who sang the love song?

1051
00:48:31,278 --> 00:48:33,450
Why, he couldn't lure an old
maid out of a burning building.

1052
00:48:33,575 --> 00:48:36,164
Right. And that Gladys
Loverne, listen...

1053
00:48:36,289 --> 00:48:38,322
If she didn't have an Adam's apple,

1054
00:48:38,447 --> 00:48:40,791
She wouldn't have
had no shape, at all.

1055
00:48:40,917 --> 00:48:43,751
- Uh, what did you do in the show, Ms, uh...
- Summers.

1056
00:48:43,876 --> 00:48:45,526
Me? They put me in the chorus.

1057
00:48:45,651 --> 00:48:48,066
Oh, you should've seen her
standing there in the chorus,

1058
00:48:48,191 --> 00:48:50,467
Dressed in a sort of a, sort of a...

1059
00:48:52,120 --> 00:48:54,991
Yeah, only they didn't let me stand
there long enough to make any sort of a...

1060
00:48:56,648 --> 00:48:58,785
Yes, and it's just where
they made their first mistake.

1061
00:48:58,910 --> 00:49:00,665
You know you look like starring
material to me, Ms. Summers.

1062
00:49:00,790 --> 00:49:02,091
- Oh, you're kidding.
- No, no, really.

1063
00:49:02,216 --> 00:49:03,970
I mean, you're a
natural, Ms. Summers.

1064
00:49:04,095 --> 00:49:05,572
Well now, lookie.

1065
00:49:05,698 --> 00:49:07,938
<i>- You can call me Trixie.
- Do you dance, Trixie?</i>

1066
00:49:08,063 --> 00:49:10,201
Can she dance! Have you got
a glass of water and a piano?

1067
00:49:10,326 --> 00:49:11,732
Is she gonna dance...
Why, yes! Right in here.

1068
00:49:11,857 --> 00:49:14,412
I'll show you something
you have never seen before.

1069
00:49:14,537 --> 00:49:16,500
She dances with a glass of water,

1070
00:49:16,625 --> 00:49:18,832
On top of her head,
without spilling a drop.

1071
00:49:18,957 --> 00:49:20,502
Oh, that's quite a feat.

1072
00:49:20,627 --> 00:49:23,151
Yes, sir. Here we are.

1073
00:49:23,351 --> 00:49:26,150
That makes two people
with water on the brain.

1074
00:49:26,275 --> 00:49:28,526
Step aside, please.

1075
00:49:31,181 --> 00:49:33,329
Okay, kid, let's go.

1076
00:49:51,401 --> 00:49:53,677
There. What did I tell you.
You ever seen anything like it?

1077
00:49:54,002 --> 00:49:55,651
- Frankly, never.
- Well, what do you think about it?

1078
00:49:55,776 --> 00:49:57,567
Oh, I think it's sensational.

1079
00:49:57,692 --> 00:50:00,594
Boy, she'd be a
sensation in Coney Island.

1080
00:50:00,720 --> 00:50:02,787
Yeah, with a tent over.

1081
00:50:02,912 --> 00:50:04,439
Ms. Summers, you've
given me a great idea.

1082
00:50:04,639 --> 00:50:05,491
I thought I would.

1083
00:50:05,691 --> 00:50:07,624
I'm going to reopen Girl With The
Sweater right here in the city.

1084
00:50:07,749 --> 00:50:09,607
And I'm going to make you
the biggest star on Broadway.

1085
00:50:09,732 --> 00:50:11,766
What do you say to
that, Ms. Summers?

1086
00:50:11,891 --> 00:50:14,340
Well, what could I say, except I'd be
ever so grateful and every single night

1087
00:50:14,465 --> 00:50:17,230
when I went to bed, I'd
say a prayer for you.

1088
00:50:17,355 --> 00:50:19,318
Thanks very much. All right,
Ms. Summers, you're the star!

1089
00:50:19,443 --> 00:50:21,580
- You can call me Trixie.
- You can call me Monty.

1090
00:50:21,705 --> 00:50:23,320
You can call me any
night after 9:00.

1091
00:50:23,445 --> 00:50:26,801
Excuse me, I have
something to attend to.

1092
00:50:26,926 --> 00:50:30,837
Any girl that can do a dance and not spill
a drop of water is a cinch for stardom.

1093
00:50:30,962 --> 00:50:33,691
Oh, that man is positively
crammy with foresight!

1094
00:50:33,816 --> 00:50:37,555
Such vision, honestly. Makes me feel
like he can see right through anything!

1095
00:50:37,680 --> 00:50:39,920
Now the trouble with the
show was it was too cheap.

1096
00:50:40,045 --> 00:50:43,784
$75.000! Why, that's peanuts.
My uncle hated a stingy man.

1097
00:50:43,909 --> 00:50:46,255
- I'll put in another $200.000.
- $200.000?

1098
00:50:46,380 --> 00:50:47,681
That's a lot of rubles.

1099
00:50:47,806 --> 00:50:50,500
Never talk about money
where art is concerned!

1100
00:50:50,625 --> 00:50:53,040
We've got a great message for
the public in Girl with a Sweater.

1101
00:50:53,165 --> 00:50:54,990
I'm going to make this
the biggest, brightest,

1102
00:50:55,115 --> 00:50:56,730
most dazzling show the
world has ever seen.

1103
00:50:56,855 --> 00:50:58,123
I'm going to get the
biggest theater in New York,

1104
00:50:58,248 --> 00:51:01,417
and we'll start
rehearsals immediately!

1105
00:51:18,224 --> 00:51:21,594
- Package for Trixie Summers.
- She's on the stage now.

1106
00:51:23,513 --> 00:51:25,764
- Room number one.
- Okay.

1107
00:51:30,849 --> 00:51:32,812
Hold it, hold it!

1108
00:51:33,537 --> 00:51:36,857
That's the finest demonstration I
have ever seen of how not to dance.

1109
00:51:36,982 --> 00:51:38,492
- You looking for me?
- You Ms. Trixie Summers?

1110
00:51:38,617 --> 00:51:40,094
- In the flesh.
- Sign here, please.

1111
00:51:40,219 --> 00:51:42,007
Ah, thought it was a pinch.

1112
00:51:42,132 --> 00:51:44,826
When we deliver a $30.000 coat,
we always get police protection.

1113
00:51:44,951 --> 00:51:47,053
For sure, 30.000...

1114
00:51:47,178 --> 00:51:49,429
$30.000 coat?

1115
00:51:50,346 --> 00:51:52,169
Oh, no.

1116
00:51:52,294 --> 00:51:54,293
What's the idea of running out
on me in the middle of our number?

1117
00:51:54,418 --> 00:51:58,157
Oh, look Mikhail! For me! A real
chinchilla coat. Isn't it wonderful?

1118
00:51:58,282 --> 00:52:01,605
If you put just as much enthusiasm about
your acting as you do about these clothes,

1119
00:52:01,805 --> 00:52:02,819
we'd get someplace.

1120
00:52:03,019 --> 00:52:04,559
Don't worry, honey,
I'm getting someplace.

1121
00:52:04,685 --> 00:52:06,927
Oh, thanks, Barbara, for the lift.

1122
00:52:07,052 --> 00:52:09,153
- See you tomorrow.
- Oh, Monty, I have the grandest idea.

1123
00:52:09,278 --> 00:52:10,078
Oh, fire away.

1124
00:52:10,278 --> 00:52:11,624
Father's yacht's tied
up out of commission.

1125
00:52:11,749 --> 00:52:13,296
How about you giving
a big shindig aboard

1126
00:52:13,421 --> 00:52:14,721
and celebrate the
opening of the show?

1127
00:52:14,846 --> 00:52:16,949
Great! Go to it! And
don't worry about the cost.

1128
00:52:17,074 --> 00:52:18,725
Make it the best
party that I ever gave.

1129
00:52:18,850 --> 00:52:21,101
- Leave it to me, dear.
- Fine.

1130
00:52:26,235 --> 00:52:28,486
- Good evening, Mr. Brewster.
- Hi, Patrick.

1131
00:52:30,899 --> 00:52:33,106
Hey, Charlie. Charlie,
how many chorus girls...

1132
00:52:33,231 --> 00:52:34,985
- I got 50, Mr. Brewster.
- Well, I want 100 more!

1133
00:52:35,110 --> 00:52:37,004
Hundred? Then get
room for another stage.

1134
00:52:37,129 --> 00:52:38,743
All right, then let them
sit out in the audience,

1135
00:52:38,869 --> 00:52:40,554
but the show has gotta be bigger.

1136
00:52:40,679 --> 00:52:42,224
- Yes, sir.
- Mr. Orchestra Leader,

1137
00:52:42,349 --> 00:52:43,964
how many musicians have you?

1138
00:52:44,089 --> 00:52:46,156
<i>- Sixty, Mr. Brewster.</i>
- Well double 'em. I want 120.

1139
00:52:46,281 --> 00:52:47,305
<i>I'll ask the Union.</i>

1140
00:52:47,430 --> 00:52:49,184
Well, I don't care
if you ask two Unions,

1141
00:52:49,309 --> 00:52:50,854
But this has gotta be bigger,
bigger... One of the biggest!

1142
00:52:50,979 --> 00:52:54,300
Oh, Mr. Brewster, will you okay
these sketches for the silver number?

1143
00:52:54,425 --> 00:52:56,596
- Here's a sample of the material.
- What is this supposed to be?

1144
00:52:56,621 --> 00:52:57,657
Imitation silver.

1145
00:52:57,857 --> 00:52:59,243
Well I've changed my mind.
I wanna make it gold,

1146
00:52:59,369 --> 00:53:01,853
Real gold, and make
those skirts bigger!

1147
00:53:01,978 --> 00:53:03,531
I've got good news, Mr. Brewster.

1148
00:53:03,731 --> 00:53:06,042
You'll save $5.000 on the
scenery contract and there it is.

1149
00:53:06,167 --> 00:53:07,643
You saved me $5.000?

1150
00:53:07,769 --> 00:53:10,079
Monty, Monty, this coat
is out of this world,

1151
00:53:10,204 --> 00:53:12,271
Oh look, old thing. I
don't know what to say.

1152
00:53:12,396 --> 00:53:13,906
Well, don't say anything,
Trixie, I'm sorry

1153
00:53:14,031 --> 00:53:16,134
- But, I'll have to see you later.
- Oh, Monty!

1154
00:53:16,259 --> 00:53:18,919
You keep them up there or I'll let
you have it. Where do you keep it, huh?

1155
00:53:19,044 --> 00:53:20,937
Where do you keep your wallet, huh?

1156
00:53:21,062 --> 00:53:22,294
Where's your watch?

1157
00:53:22,419 --> 00:53:24,139
No watch?

1158
00:53:24,264 --> 00:53:26,366
It's getting so a guy can't
make an honest living' no more.

1159
00:53:26,491 --> 00:53:27,515
Do you mind if I cut in?

1160
00:53:27,640 --> 00:53:29,011
- Take them up.
- Why, I got them up.

1161
00:53:29,136 --> 00:53:30,717
Oh, I'm glad to see you.

1162
00:53:30,842 --> 00:53:33,674
This guy is anemic. He keeps
his dough in a blood bank.

1163
00:53:33,799 --> 00:53:35,102
What do you got?

1164
00:53:35,227 --> 00:53:36,667
- Oh, plenty actually.
- Oh, yeah?

1165
00:53:36,793 --> 00:53:38,164
Well, let's see how much you got.

1166
00:53:38,289 --> 00:53:39,556
That ain't so much.

1167
00:53:39,681 --> 00:53:41,228
- Yeah, but...
- Keep 'em up!

1168
00:53:41,353 --> 00:53:43,350
- Well, no... Really.
- Now don't tell me.

1169
00:53:43,475 --> 00:53:45,367
I've held up the biggest guys.

1170
00:53:45,493 --> 00:53:48,326
Well, I'm sure you have, mister, but
if you look in my inside pocket...

1171
00:53:48,451 --> 00:53:51,563
- You mean, in here?
- Yeah, that's right.

1172
00:53:51,688 --> 00:53:53,652
Hey! What is this, a gag?

1173
00:53:53,777 --> 00:53:55,948
- Oh no, that's not a gag.
- I got a good mind to let...

1174
00:53:56,073 --> 00:53:58,105
There you! Come here, you.

1175
00:53:58,230 --> 00:54:01,412
Here's your money, Mr. Brewster. Thanks
a lot for helping us nail this bird.

1176
00:54:01,537 --> 00:54:04,510
This is Lefty Leach, he's wanted
by the police all over the country.

1177
00:54:04,635 --> 00:54:07,294
There's a $1.000 reward coming to
you for assisting in his arrest.

1178
00:54:07,419 --> 00:54:10,170
A reward?
But I don't deserve it!

1179
00:54:25,517 --> 00:54:28,210
The biggest flop of the season opened
last night at the Times Theater.

1180
00:54:28,335 --> 00:54:30,821
The Girl With The Sweater
had plenty of "wee" but no "woof".

1181
00:54:30,946 --> 00:54:33,326
There was only one thing wrong
last night at the Times Theater,

1182
00:54:33,451 --> 00:54:34,787
they left the curtain go up.

1183
00:54:34,912 --> 00:54:36,389
After seeing one act of
The Girl With The Sweater,

1184
00:54:36,514 --> 00:54:38,720
I realized the extreme
shortage of woe.

1185
00:54:38,845 --> 00:54:41,052
That's the worst collection
of notices a show ever had.

1186
00:54:41,177 --> 00:54:43,140
Yeah, the critics were
unanimous, all right.

1187
00:54:43,265 --> 00:54:44,776
Did you post the notice
to close the show?

1188
00:54:44,901 --> 00:54:46,021
Well, I'm not going to close the show.

1189
00:54:46,221 --> 00:54:46,859
What?

1190
00:54:47,059 --> 00:54:48,812
Well, of course not. You don't
think I'm going to be intimidated

1191
00:54:48,937 --> 00:54:50,449
by a handful of critics, do you?

1192
00:54:50,574 --> 00:54:53,197
But you got 375 grand in
The Girl With The Sweater!

1193
00:54:53,323 --> 00:54:55,842
- Must you be so material?
- There was no material in that sweater.

1194
00:54:55,967 --> 00:54:57,408
Thank you, Nopper.
Thank you very much.

1195
00:54:57,533 --> 00:54:59,671
I'm glad that you see
the spiritual qualities.

1196
00:54:59,797 --> 00:55:01,167
Why, this show's
got a great message.

1197
00:55:01,292 --> 00:55:03,116
Two messages.
Close up or shut up.

1198
00:55:03,241 --> 00:55:05,171
Oh, you can't discourage me.

1199
00:55:05,296 --> 00:55:07,954
Ever since time began, Crusaders
have been scoffed at by their friends.

1200
00:55:08,079 --> 00:55:09,346
I'm gonna keep this show open,

1201
00:55:09,472 --> 00:55:11,121
If it takes the last cent I've got.

1202
00:55:11,246 --> 00:55:14,880
If ever a guy should be
in a looney bin, it's him.

1203
00:55:15,005 --> 00:55:18,080
No, we wouldn't be interested
in the spread in Lifelike.

1204
00:55:18,206 --> 00:55:19,717
We don't want
publicity for the show.

1205
00:55:19,842 --> 00:55:22,920
That would be like
photographing a dead horse.

1206
00:55:25,097 --> 00:55:26,779
Ah, good morning darling,
did you sleep well?

1207
00:55:26,979 --> 00:55:28,378
No, thank you, and you?

1208
00:55:28,578 --> 00:55:30,262
Wonderful. Can't remember
having had a better night.

1209
00:55:30,387 --> 00:55:31,897
Oh, that is what
there was left of it.

1210
00:55:32,022 --> 00:55:34,300
Would you care to okay
this bill for $30.000?

1211
00:55:34,425 --> 00:55:36,109
Oh, it's a budget.
What's it for?

1212
00:55:36,234 --> 00:55:38,266
Chinchilla coat, for your staff.

1213
00:55:38,391 --> 00:55:40,807
Oh, Nopper, will you, uh, put
that on the show's expense account?

1214
00:55:40,932 --> 00:55:42,512
That isn't wardrobe for
the show, it's personal.

1215
00:55:42,637 --> 00:55:44,427
Well there's nothing
personal about it.

1216
00:55:44,552 --> 00:55:46,479
We can't have Trixie traipsing
down the streets looking flouzy,

1217
00:55:46,604 --> 00:55:48,325
We've made her into a star,
she's gotta look like one.

1218
00:55:48,450 --> 00:55:49,960
Now Peggy, don't get the wrong idea.

1219
00:55:50,085 --> 00:55:51,491
This is all just
part of the build-up.

1220
00:55:51,617 --> 00:55:53,720
- Build up for what?
- For the show.

1221
00:55:53,845 --> 00:55:55,319
Oh.

1222
00:55:55,444 --> 00:56:00,052
Peggy. Peggy please. Every time you
come in here, you walk out on me.

1223
00:56:00,178 --> 00:56:01,549
You listen to me, Monty.

1224
00:56:01,674 --> 00:56:03,179
You're not falling for
that dame, are you?

1225
00:56:03,379 --> 00:56:04,724
- Oh, what dame?
- Trixie.

1226
00:56:04,924 --> 00:56:06,770
Oh, don't be ridiculous,
you guys know I love Peggy.

1227
00:56:06,895 --> 00:56:09,692
Yeah? Well you got a
funny way of showing it.

1228
00:56:09,817 --> 00:56:11,573
Peggy's wise too.

1229
00:56:11,698 --> 00:56:13,556
You're headed for trouble. That
Trixie's loaded with dynamite.

1230
00:56:13,681 --> 00:56:16,514
And sex. She throws it around,
like she was spraying a garden.

1231
00:56:16,639 --> 00:56:19,717
I know my way around, and I'm
not a kid. Or a flower bed.

1232
00:56:19,842 --> 00:56:20,854
I wonder.

1233
00:56:21,054 --> 00:56:22,535
Sure. Just a boy with
solid gold models,

1234
00:56:22,660 --> 00:56:24,762
and a kite made of $1.000 bills.

1235
00:56:24,887 --> 00:56:27,998
Nopper, I'm going to keep that show open
in spite of you, in spite of the critics!

1236
00:56:28,123 --> 00:56:29,322
Even in spite of the public.

1237
00:56:29,447 --> 00:56:31,830
It's too late, the show's closed,
I posted the notice this morning.

1238
00:56:32,030 --> 00:56:34,176
Well just get yourself over to the
theater and take that notice down.

1239
00:56:34,376 --> 00:56:36,839
- I can't. You have no theater.
- I've got no...

1240
00:56:36,964 --> 00:56:38,369
Why, I've got a year's
lease on the theater.

1241
00:56:38,494 --> 00:56:40,180
Oh, no, you haven't.
I sold the lease.

1242
00:56:40,305 --> 00:56:42,164
You made a profit of
25.000 on the deal.

1243
00:56:42,289 --> 00:56:43,730
And you don't deserve it.

1244
00:56:43,855 --> 00:56:45,435
I made a profit of...

1245
00:56:45,560 --> 00:56:47,522
Oh, Nopper, you're a big help.

1246
00:56:47,648 --> 00:56:50,620
$25.000 profit.

1247
00:56:50,745 --> 00:56:52,847
We gotta find some
way to spend money.

1248
00:56:52,973 --> 00:56:55,225
I can't afford this.

1249
00:56:58,159 --> 00:57:00,156
Get me Ms. Barbara Drew.

1250
00:57:02,473 --> 00:57:03,671
Hello?

1251
00:57:03,797 --> 00:57:05,202
Oh, Monty!

1252
00:57:05,327 --> 00:57:07,360
Say, your father's yacht
gave me an idea last night.

1253
00:57:07,485 --> 00:57:09,030
I'd like to charter it for a month.

1254
00:57:09,156 --> 00:57:10,353
Think you could manage it?

1255
00:57:10,478 --> 00:57:12,651
I warn you Monty,
it's an awful drain.

1256
00:57:12,776 --> 00:57:15,469
Yes. Just what I've
been looking for.

1257
00:57:15,595 --> 00:57:18,323
Well I'm sure Dad'll let you have
it. I'll phone you right back.

1258
00:57:18,448 --> 00:57:21,385
Oh, Monty, you do know how
to get the best out of life.

1259
00:57:21,510 --> 00:57:23,578
Moonlight on the sea.

1260
00:57:23,703 --> 00:57:25,074
I can hardly wait.

1261
00:57:25,199 --> 00:57:28,619
All right, fine Barbara,
thanks very much.

1262
00:57:28,819 --> 00:57:31,443
Nopper, see what
you can do with that.

1263
00:57:31,568 --> 00:57:34,018
You. I thought you
were a man of your word.

1264
00:57:34,143 --> 00:57:36,142
You told me you weren't
going to close the show.

1265
00:57:36,267 --> 00:57:38,194
- Oh, now Trixie, don't get excited.
- Why?

1266
00:57:38,320 --> 00:57:40,457
Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!

1267
00:57:40,582 --> 00:57:43,554
All the people in that show are headed
this way and they are in a bad mood.

1268
00:57:43,680 --> 00:57:45,711
And they ain't looking for me.

1269
00:57:45,837 --> 00:57:48,879
Boy, there was a riot when that notice
was posted at rehearsal this morning.

1270
00:57:49,005 --> 00:57:51,350
Mikhail's trying to stop them now.

1271
00:57:51,475 --> 00:57:53,020
I tried my best!

1272
00:57:57,948 --> 00:58:01,060
Quiet, quiet, please. Now, you'll
all get a chance to be heard.

1273
00:58:01,185 --> 00:58:02,591
Just because I posted that notice,

1274
00:58:02,716 --> 00:58:04,644
doesn't mean that the
company's gonna disband.

1275
00:58:06,336 --> 00:58:09,761
Well we're going on a tour. That's
right, I've chartered a boat.

1276
00:58:09,886 --> 00:58:12,022
- Oh!
- A boat?

1277
00:58:12,147 --> 00:58:15,155
Yes, Colonel Drew's yacht. Barbara's
out making arrangements for it now.

1278
00:58:15,280 --> 00:58:17,451
We're going to cruise up and down
the Atlantic Coast and play every

1279
00:58:17,576 --> 00:58:19,888
Army and Navy camp,
from here to Panama.

1280
00:58:21,071 --> 00:58:24,078
Then the Caribbean, from
Trinidad to Puerto Rico.

1281
00:58:24,203 --> 00:58:26,339
We're going to entertain the boys
that have done so much for us.

1282
00:58:26,465 --> 00:58:28,427
And the same time you're gonna
be doing yourselves some good

1283
00:58:28,552 --> 00:58:30,237
because I'm going to
double all your salaries.

1284
00:58:33,325 --> 00:58:35,078
I'm gonna take all of
you to the other hall

1285
00:58:35,168 --> 00:58:36,922
and the rest of you will be
on salary until we get back.

1286
00:58:37,122 --> 00:58:39,779
Now all of those who are
with me, raise your hand.

1287
00:58:39,979 --> 00:58:41,127
Yes!

1288
00:58:57,612 --> 00:58:59,471
- Where you going, Peggy?
- Home.

1289
00:58:59,596 --> 00:59:01,038
What's wrong?

1290
00:59:01,163 --> 00:59:03,126
Don't you even remember
what day this is?

1291
00:59:03,251 --> 00:59:06,815
- Friday, the 13th.
- September 13th.

1292
00:59:06,940 --> 00:59:09,808
We were to be married today, but
of course, that's only a detail.

1293
00:59:09,933 --> 00:59:12,105
Well... Well the day isn't over yet.

1294
00:59:12,230 --> 00:59:15,237
As a matter of fact, I've been trying
to get up the nerve all day to tell you,

1295
00:59:15,362 --> 00:59:18,856
That is to ask if you'd be alright if we got
married when we came back from the cruise.

1296
00:59:18,981 --> 00:59:21,884
Then we could be married on
October 13th, my birthday.

1297
00:59:22,009 --> 00:59:24,773
- But I'm not going on the cruise.
- You're not going?

1298
00:59:24,898 --> 00:59:26,931
Peggy, please string along.

1299
00:59:27,056 --> 00:59:31,475
Oh, I would if I thought
you needed me, but you don't.

1300
00:59:34,259 --> 00:59:36,327
Oh, Peggy.

1301
00:59:36,452 --> 00:59:38,416
- What's the matter, Peggy?
- I'm going home.

1302
00:59:38,616 --> 00:59:41,835
I don't blame you.
I'll give you a lift.

1303
00:59:54,165 --> 00:59:56,915
Get me Mr. Jones, region 74310.

1304
00:59:58,273 --> 01:00:00,758
<i>- Hello?</i>
- Hello, Mr. Jones?

1305
01:00:00,883 --> 01:00:02,324
Mr. Jones, this is
Monty Brewster speaking.

1306
01:00:02,450 --> 01:00:03,682
I can't go through with this thing.

1307
01:00:03,807 --> 01:00:05,769
I'm losing my girl,
my mind, everything.

1308
01:00:05,894 --> 01:00:08,275
And here it is, a month and
I haven't even spent half.

1309
01:00:08,400 --> 01:00:10,051
<i>The will allows you two months.</i>

1310
01:00:10,176 --> 01:00:11,476
Hang the will. I'm going to take

1311
01:00:11,601 --> 01:00:13,669
what I've got left of
the million and bow out.

1312
01:00:13,794 --> 01:00:15,514
No, you can't bow out.

1313
01:00:15,639 --> 01:00:17,184
You either have to spend
the million or return it,

1314
01:00:17,309 --> 01:00:21,256
- Or what's left of it to the estate.
- But Mr. Jones, I'm losing my girl.

1315
01:00:21,381 --> 01:00:23,796
She just gave me back my
ring and walked out on me.

1316
01:00:23,922 --> 01:00:25,466
I've got to tell her!

1317
01:00:25,591 --> 01:00:26,859
<i>You gave her a ring?</i>

1318
01:00:26,984 --> 01:00:28,669
It's a good thing she gave it back.

1319
01:00:28,794 --> 01:00:31,141
If you marry her, that ring
would have been an asset.

1320
01:00:31,266 --> 01:00:33,647
Anything you give your
future wife is an asset.

1321
01:00:33,772 --> 01:00:35,108
Look, Mr. Jones.

1322
01:00:35,233 --> 01:00:38,240
My girl just walked out of
here, with my best friend.

1323
01:00:38,365 --> 01:00:41,372
And when a girl
walks out with a guy...

1324
01:00:41,497 --> 01:00:43,773
Are you listening, Mr. Jones?

1325
01:00:43,898 --> 01:00:45,896
<i>I'll listen,
boss, that's telling.</i>

1326
01:00:46,021 --> 01:00:48,273
<i>Too bad he hung up.</i>

1327
01:00:50,963 --> 01:00:53,214
Waiting for Monty to call?

1328
01:00:53,713 --> 01:00:55,327
Not necessarily.

1329
01:00:55,452 --> 01:00:56,512
Then come away from that phone,

1330
01:00:56,637 --> 01:00:58,981
and give me a hand with dinner.

1331
01:00:59,106 --> 01:01:01,139
Wouldn't hurt him to call.

1332
01:01:01,264 --> 01:01:03,193
He's sailing at 6:00.

1333
01:01:03,318 --> 01:01:05,664
Perhaps he thinks you'll weaken at
the last minute and be on the ship.

1334
01:01:05,789 --> 01:01:07,161
Me weaken?

1335
01:01:07,286 --> 01:01:09,318
I have some pride.

1336
01:01:09,443 --> 01:01:12,485
Oh, Mother, he wasn't even upset
when I told him I was quitting.

1337
01:01:12,610 --> 01:01:14,861
He's probably overjoyed.

1338
01:01:15,882 --> 01:01:17,600
He doesn't want me.

1339
01:01:17,725 --> 01:01:21,499
After all, he has Trixie,
and Barbara Drew and

1340
01:01:21,624 --> 01:01:25,432
lots of far more attractive
women chasing him all over town.

1341
01:01:25,557 --> 01:01:26,649
Don't you agree?

1342
01:01:26,774 --> 01:01:29,329
Well, of course I do, dear.
Pride's a wonderful thing.

1343
01:01:29,529 --> 01:01:32,182
If you haven't got that,
you haven't got anything.

1344
01:01:32,307 --> 01:01:34,202
I'd rather not have anything.

1345
01:01:34,327 --> 01:01:36,533
You're so right, dear.

1346
01:01:36,658 --> 01:01:39,492
But you modern girls are so
much smarter than we were.

1347
01:01:39,617 --> 01:01:44,085
Of course, we didn't have radios and
lectures and drinking and jitterbugging.

1348
01:01:44,210 --> 01:01:47,391
So naturally, we didn't
know how to handle men.

1349
01:01:47,516 --> 01:01:51,325
If I'd been smart, I'd have taken
your attitude with your father.

1350
01:01:51,450 --> 01:01:53,795
Oh, there were a few
wild women chasing him.

1351
01:01:53,920 --> 01:01:56,171
He broke dates, stood me up,

1352
01:01:57,297 --> 01:01:59,294
But being a dope, I married him.

1353
01:01:59,419 --> 01:02:02,009
It hurt my pride too.

1354
01:02:02,134 --> 01:02:04,026
But I got over it.

1355
01:02:04,152 --> 01:02:07,716
Then you came along, and
healed all the wounds.

1356
01:02:07,841 --> 01:02:11,614
Of course, I was pretty stupid.
So don't you do as I did.

1357
01:02:11,740 --> 01:02:15,408
You're right dear. Stay
home, be independent.

1358
01:02:15,636 --> 01:02:18,002
It isn't so bad to be alone.

1359
01:02:19,117 --> 01:02:22,681
Mother, I've always
listened to you and...

1360
01:02:22,806 --> 01:02:24,943
And I've always taken
your advice, but,

1361
01:02:25,068 --> 01:02:28,528
Well, this is one time, I've
got to follow my own judgment.

1362
01:02:28,653 --> 01:02:30,904
I'm going on that trip.

1363
01:03:05,996 --> 01:03:09,316
Oh, I'm dying for a breath of
breeze, let's go for the buffet.

1364
01:03:09,441 --> 01:03:10,309
But, Barbara...

1365
01:03:10,509 --> 01:03:12,240
I've gotta be alone with
you for an hour, come on.

1366
01:03:12,365 --> 01:03:14,153
Yeah, but...

1367
01:03:14,279 --> 01:03:15,476
What do you say we go down
and get a cocktail, huh?

1368
01:03:15,601 --> 01:03:17,181
You're the
only cocktail I need here,

1369
01:03:17,306 --> 01:03:18,747
let's sit down here for a while.

1370
01:03:18,872 --> 01:03:21,287
- Yeah, well, I think...
- Oh, it's so wonderful up here.

1371
01:03:21,412 --> 01:03:23,620
I just love it.

1372
01:03:23,745 --> 01:03:26,231
Ah, so this is your little hideout.

1373
01:03:26,356 --> 01:03:29,013
Come on now, Barbara, you've had
him long enough. Mind if I cut in?

1374
01:03:29,138 --> 01:03:31,414
You promised to show
me the engine, remember?

1375
01:03:31,540 --> 01:03:32,981
Honestly, I haven't the vaguest idea

1376
01:03:33,106 --> 01:03:34,582
what the downstairs part
of the yacht looks like.

1377
01:03:34,708 --> 01:03:36,357
Well, it's a little
late today, Trixie.

1378
01:03:36,482 --> 01:03:38,446
- Tomorrow, maybe.
- Oh, but Monty...

1379
01:03:38,571 --> 01:03:40,707
Monty, there's a mouse in
the wardrobe of my cabin.

1380
01:03:40,832 --> 01:03:41,959
You'll get him out
for me, won't you?

1381
01:03:42,084 --> 01:03:43,318
I'll be glad to get
him out for you, Trixie.

1382
01:03:43,443 --> 01:03:45,023
I'll pick him up with the tail.

1383
01:03:45,148 --> 01:03:46,868
I'm not at all afraid of mice.

1384
01:03:46,993 --> 01:03:48,921
Do you, uh, play with them
before you kill them?

1385
01:03:49,046 --> 01:03:50,521
Well, there's the dressing gong,

1386
01:03:50,646 --> 01:03:51,765
Shall we retract our
claws till after dinner?

1387
01:03:51,965 --> 01:03:52,296
No, I...

1388
01:03:52,421 --> 01:03:54,489
- See you later, Monty.
- Yes, yes, yes. See you girls later.

1389
01:03:54,614 --> 01:03:57,725
- Monty, I...
- Oh, come on, I'll help you dress.

1390
01:03:57,850 --> 01:04:00,101
Phew!

1391
01:04:01,888 --> 01:04:04,199
Oh! Oh, Peggy. Peggy,
gosh it's good to see you.

1392
01:04:04,324 --> 01:04:06,287
I've been trying to get a
moment alone with you for days,

1393
01:04:06,412 --> 01:04:08,515
- But you've avoided me like the plague.
- Monty...

1394
01:04:08,640 --> 01:04:10,984
- Why did you give Trixie that ring?
- Oh!

1395
01:04:11,109 --> 01:04:12,760
Well, I didn't give it to her, I...

1396
01:04:12,885 --> 01:04:14,744
Oh, I suppose you didn't
give her a contract to star.

1397
01:04:14,869 --> 01:04:17,353
I suppose you didn't give her a chinchilla
coat or the cruise on this yacht.

1398
01:04:17,478 --> 01:04:19,650
Yes, of course I did, but I
had to give her those things.

1399
01:04:19,775 --> 01:04:23,027
You've no idea how important
she's been to me, to us.

1400
01:04:23,152 --> 01:04:25,811
Oh, I wish I could explain.

1401
01:04:25,936 --> 01:04:27,864
You must explain to me, Monty.

1402
01:04:27,989 --> 01:04:29,604
I've tried to be patient.

1403
01:04:29,730 --> 01:04:33,155
I even came on this cruise hoping
that we could patch things up but...

1404
01:04:33,280 --> 01:04:34,859
But I saw her wearing the
ring that you bought me...

1405
01:04:34,984 --> 01:04:38,166
Oh, but Peggy, I couldn't give
that back to you dear, you see,

1406
01:04:38,292 --> 01:04:41,507
If I had given it back to
you, it would have become a...

1407
01:04:41,633 --> 01:04:43,525
I couldn't, that's all.

1408
01:04:43,650 --> 01:04:46,623
Monty, either you tell me exactly
what's making you behave so strangely,

1409
01:04:46,748 --> 01:04:48,711
or I'm going home from the
very next port we touch.

1410
01:04:48,836 --> 01:04:50,868
Okay, you don't know what you're
asking. I wanted to tell you.

1411
01:04:50,993 --> 01:04:53,305
I've wanted to tell you
for a long time, but...

1412
01:04:53,431 --> 01:04:55,707
Well you just have to
wait a little longer.

1413
01:04:55,832 --> 01:04:58,560
- Then you won't explain?
- I can't.

1414
01:04:58,685 --> 01:05:01,726
Very well. If you'll ask the
Captain to put in at Miami,

1415
01:05:01,851 --> 01:05:03,014
I'll take a train home from there.

1416
01:05:03,140 --> 01:05:05,102
Oh, Peggy, now
please, wait a minute.

1417
01:05:05,228 --> 01:05:07,017
- I can do...
- Good evening, Mr. Brewster.

1418
01:05:07,142 --> 01:05:09,139
Oh, hello, Captain...
Oh, Captain,

1419
01:05:09,264 --> 01:05:10,592
Captain, I want you to go
straight through the Caribbean.

1420
01:05:10,792 --> 01:05:12,957
I don't want you to stop until
you hit Trinidad. Can you make it?

1421
01:05:13,068 --> 01:05:14,472
Why, yes, Mr. Brewster.

1422
01:05:14,597 --> 01:05:16,873
Fortunately, we have a full supply
of fuel, water and provisions.

1423
01:05:16,999 --> 01:05:18,858
Oh, that's swell. Fine.

1424
01:05:18,983 --> 01:05:21,526
She'll have to swim to Miami, now.

1425
01:05:23,090 --> 01:05:25,435
Hiya, fellas. Hey, what's
the matter with you mugs?

1426
01:05:25,561 --> 01:05:26,602
Aren't you going
to dress for dinner?

1427
01:05:26,802 --> 01:05:28,637
- That depends.
- Yeah? Depends on what?

1428
01:05:28,763 --> 01:05:30,447
On how congenial you are.

1429
01:05:30,572 --> 01:05:32,535
- About what?
- About turning back to New York.

1430
01:05:32,660 --> 01:05:34,450
If you say okay,
we'll dress for dinner.

1431
01:05:34,575 --> 01:05:36,085
And if you don't say it's okay,

1432
01:05:36,210 --> 01:05:37,374
We don't dress for dinner.

1433
01:05:37,499 --> 01:05:39,600
- Including you.
- Oh!

1434
01:05:39,725 --> 01:05:41,305
Hey, what is this? A mutiny?

1435
01:05:41,430 --> 01:05:42,767
Call it that if you like.

1436
01:05:42,892 --> 01:05:44,855
We're merely putting a stop
to your insane extravagance.

1437
01:05:44,981 --> 01:05:48,162
- It's my money, isn't it?
- Is it okay with you if we turn back?

1438
01:05:48,287 --> 01:05:50,250
No, it's not okay with
me if we turn back.

1439
01:05:50,376 --> 01:05:53,662
- We're not going to turn around.
- We've already turned around.

1440
01:05:53,787 --> 01:05:56,966
Why you dirty, double-crossing...

1441
01:05:57,091 --> 01:05:59,195
Jackson, go tell the Captain I
want to talk to him right away.

1442
01:05:59,320 --> 01:06:00,760
- Yes, sir.
- Monty, for the last time,

1443
01:06:00,885 --> 01:06:02,223
Will you give up this crazy trip?

1444
01:06:02,348 --> 01:06:04,728
He's crazy. We
got to lock up his clothes.

1445
01:06:04,853 --> 01:06:06,599
Now I know how
Columbus felt when they

1446
01:06:06,799 --> 01:06:08,590
begged him not to
discover a new world.

1447
01:06:08,716 --> 01:06:10,539
That's all, brother. Now
he thinks he's Columbus!

1448
01:06:10,664 --> 01:06:12,558
Do you realize how much
this trip is costing you?

1449
01:06:12,683 --> 01:06:14,402
"A", the ship, 30.000 a month.

1450
01:06:14,527 --> 01:06:16,318
"B", The cast, 35.000 a week!

1451
01:06:16,443 --> 01:06:18,474
70.000. I doubled their salary.

1452
01:06:18,599 --> 01:06:20,806
No, it's still 35. The War Labor
Board wouldn't grant the raise.

1453
01:06:20,931 --> 01:06:22,720
Even the government is against me.

1454
01:06:22,845 --> 01:06:24,148
Hey, Jackson, where are
you going with my clothes?

1455
01:06:24,273 --> 01:06:26,200
Er, these need
a little pressing, boss.

1456
01:06:26,325 --> 01:06:28,324
- Hey! Bring them...
- Oh, no, you don't.

1457
01:06:28,449 --> 01:06:30,342
Wait a minute, you fellows, what
are you trying to do? Ruin me?

1458
01:06:30,467 --> 01:06:32,221
No, we're just going
to put you to bed.

1459
01:06:32,347 --> 01:06:33,404
And if you don't take it easy,

1460
01:06:33,530 --> 01:06:34,831
We're going to put you to sleep.

1461
01:06:34,956 --> 01:06:36,189
But I've got to get
to the Caribbean.

1462
01:06:36,314 --> 01:06:37,545
<i>What do you wanna
go to that joint for?</i>

1463
01:06:37,670 --> 01:06:39,913
I've promised a show
to the Army and Navy.

1464
01:06:40,038 --> 01:06:42,523
We've already played for the Navy at
Charleston and the Army at Savannah.

1465
01:06:42,648 --> 01:06:44,194
<i>And the boys didn't go for it.</i>

1466
01:06:44,319 --> 01:06:46,734
Look. You fellows don't
seem to understand.

1467
01:06:46,859 --> 01:06:48,960
I'm way behind. I've gotta
lot of catching up to do.

1468
01:06:49,085 --> 01:06:50,736
I need investments!

1469
01:06:50,861 --> 01:06:53,068
I can't just leave my money
in a bank to draw interest!

1470
01:06:53,193 --> 01:06:55,574
And what can you invest
in, in the Caribbean?

1471
01:06:55,699 --> 01:06:57,349
Well, I... I got a terrific idea.

1472
01:06:57,474 --> 01:06:59,082
Everybody knows it is
tropical there, right?

1473
01:06:59,282 --> 01:06:59,611
Mm-hmm...

1474
01:06:59,736 --> 01:07:01,037
Everybody knows that
where it's tropical,

1475
01:07:01,162 --> 01:07:03,055
- There must be millions of flies, right?
- Yeah.

1476
01:07:03,180 --> 01:07:05,214
Well, I could hire a native
laborer to build me a factory.

1477
01:07:05,339 --> 01:07:07,372
Then I could hire a native
laborer to work in the factory.

1478
01:07:07,497 --> 01:07:10,573
Then I could organize native labor
unions to strike for higher wages,

1479
01:07:10,698 --> 01:07:12,939
and then train native
salesmen to sell them for me.

1480
01:07:13,064 --> 01:07:14,368
Sell what?

1481
01:07:14,493 --> 01:07:16,211
- Fly swatters.
- Fly swatters?

1482
01:07:16,336 --> 01:07:18,717
Why, certainly. I can corner
the market, flood the country.

1483
01:07:18,842 --> 01:07:21,954
For $500.000. I can have the
greatest turnover you've ever seen.

1484
01:07:22,079 --> 01:07:24,320
Turnover in flies?

1485
01:07:24,445 --> 01:07:25,852
If you had lived in
the time of Edison,

1486
01:07:25,977 --> 01:07:28,671
You would have scoffed at his
invention of the electric light.

1487
01:07:28,796 --> 01:07:30,305
I still think they ain't practical.

1488
01:07:30,430 --> 01:07:31,803
What, uh, electric lights?

1489
01:07:31,928 --> 01:07:33,716
No, fly swatters.

1490
01:07:33,842 --> 01:07:35,561
Fly swatters aren't practical?

1491
01:07:35,686 --> 01:07:37,093
Have you ever seen a fellow
take two fly swatters,

1492
01:07:37,218 --> 01:07:38,937
one in each hand, get the
flies in the air and then...

1493
01:07:43,412 --> 01:07:44,645
- Hey, open up, buddy!
- Open up!

1494
01:07:46,544 --> 01:07:48,821
Now, you fellows stay in there
and cool off, a little while.

1495
01:07:48,947 --> 01:07:52,648
I got a little turning around business
to take care of with the Captain.

1496
01:07:52,773 --> 01:07:55,085
Oh, pants, boy, just what I'm looking
for. Thanks, Stuart, very much.

1497
01:07:55,210 --> 01:07:56,548
But they belong to Mr. Mikhailovich.

1498
01:07:56,673 --> 01:07:59,017
Well, he can wear mine.

1499
01:07:59,142 --> 01:08:02,011
Don't pay any attention to that,
they're fixing a leak in the boat.

1500
01:08:02,136 --> 01:08:04,551
Oh, Mr. Brewster, we were
just on our way to call on you.

1501
01:08:04,676 --> 01:08:06,083
Oh, that's fine Eddie,
but I've got a...

1502
01:08:06,209 --> 01:08:07,440
This is very
important, Mr. Brewster.

1503
01:08:07,565 --> 01:08:09,702
The entire personnel of
the company held a meeting

1504
01:08:09,827 --> 01:08:11,024
and reached a conclusion.

1505
01:08:11,149 --> 01:08:12,381
Oh, a conclusion?
Well that's fine.

1506
01:08:12,506 --> 01:08:14,226
- I'm glad to hear it...
- You've set an example for us.

1507
01:08:14,351 --> 01:08:15,967
Which we resolve to follow.

1508
01:08:16,092 --> 01:08:18,507
You've arranged and financed
this junket for the purpose

1509
01:08:18,632 --> 01:08:20,621
of entertaining the men and
women in our armed forces.

1510
01:08:20,821 --> 01:08:21,046
Yeah.

1511
01:08:21,171 --> 01:08:24,806
And we have resolved therefore, to
accept no salary for our services

1512
01:08:24,931 --> 01:08:26,894
- during this voyage.
- No salary?

1513
01:08:27,019 --> 01:08:28,878
Oh! Oh! But you can't do
that. I won't allow it.

1514
01:08:29,003 --> 01:08:30,932
But we've all signed the
proclamation. Every one of us,

1515
01:08:31,057 --> 01:08:32,880
Including Ms. Summers
and Mr. Mikhailovich.

1516
01:08:33,005 --> 01:08:36,151
Oh, I know, but you can't do this
to me. I won't let you, I'll sue you.

1517
01:08:36,276 --> 01:08:38,695
I'll seek equity!

1518
01:08:47,587 --> 01:08:50,490
Alex, Alex! Investigate
and report all damage.

1519
01:08:50,615 --> 01:08:51,847
<i>Aye, aye, sir.</i>

1520
01:08:51,972 --> 01:08:53,831
- Water control's gone, sir.
- Try the after steering wheel.

1521
01:08:53,956 --> 01:08:55,154
- Aye, aye, sir.
- Order, sir?

1522
01:08:55,279 --> 01:08:56,685
Man all the emergency stations.

1523
01:08:56,811 --> 01:08:58,320
Get the passengers into life
boats as calmly as possible.

1524
01:08:58,445 --> 01:08:59,783
Aye, aye, sir.

1525
01:09:01,230 --> 01:09:02,845
What is it, Alex?

1526
01:09:02,970 --> 01:09:05,420
<i>All seems fine.
No leaks anywhere.</i>

1527
01:09:05,545 --> 01:09:06,830
Good. Get your crew to make a run.

1528
01:09:07,030 --> 01:09:08,548
<i>Aye, aye, sir.</i>

1529
01:09:08,748 --> 01:09:10,327
Everybody put on your life jackets

1530
01:09:10,452 --> 01:09:12,485
and move quietly to your
station on the boat deck.

1531
01:09:12,610 --> 01:09:15,643
Now don't be worried. There's
nothing to worry about.

1532
01:09:15,843 --> 01:09:17,189
What is it, Captain?
What happened?

1533
01:09:17,561 --> 01:09:19,357
Probably a floating mine.
The Navy warned me about them.

1534
01:09:19,780 --> 01:09:21,498
How much damage?

1535
01:09:21,624 --> 01:09:23,135
That's what you get for turning
around without my orders.

1536
01:09:23,260 --> 01:09:25,153
- Any danger?
- No, everything's safe, Mr. Brewster.

1537
01:09:25,278 --> 01:09:26,823
It'll take us a few days to
make the port. That's all.

1538
01:09:26,949 --> 01:09:29,121
A few days? But I can't
afford a few days, umm...

1539
01:09:29,246 --> 01:09:30,451
How about getting a tow?

1540
01:09:30,651 --> 01:09:32,227
As long as the sea is calm,
a tow won't be necessary.

1541
01:09:36,484 --> 01:09:38,065
Mr. Radio Man, is
there a ship around here

1542
01:09:38,190 --> 01:09:40,153
that can give us a tow or something?
I gotta get back to Trinidad.

1543
01:09:40,278 --> 01:09:41,424
I've got a fly factory swatter.

1544
01:09:41,624 --> 01:09:42,833
A swy... A fly...

1545
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:44,885
- Sorry sir, did you say something?
- Yeah, I... Oh!

1546
01:09:45,010 --> 01:09:46,348
Uh, is there a vessel around here?

1547
01:09:46,473 --> 01:09:48,018
Even a ship would do. Something...

1548
01:09:48,143 --> 01:09:49,479
There's a Brazilian freighter
to the starboard, sir.

1549
01:09:49,605 --> 01:09:50,698
I've been practicing
my Portuguese with it.

1550
01:09:50,823 --> 01:09:52,577
Well fine, you practice
your Portuguese on her.

1551
01:09:52,702 --> 01:09:53,746
See if she'll give us a tow,
will ya? That's a good boy.

1552
01:09:54,216 --> 01:09:55,644
- You mustn't do that, Mr. Brewster.
- Why not?

1553
01:09:56,078 --> 01:09:57,936
It may cost you a
fortune for salvage.

1554
01:09:58,061 --> 01:09:59,990
Well, why do I care what it
costs me? Who's "salvage?"

1555
01:10:00,115 --> 01:10:01,807
What is he sticking his nose in...

1556
01:10:02,007 --> 01:10:04,005
Salvage?
What's this about salvage?

1557
01:10:04,430 --> 01:10:05,535
Why, it's the maritime law.

1558
01:10:05,735 --> 01:10:08,426
They can charge you half the value of
this ship in cargo for towing you in.

1559
01:10:08,626 --> 01:10:10,813
They can charge me half the
value of this ship in cargo?

1560
01:10:10,938 --> 01:10:13,179
- Why, certainly.
- What do you think this yacht cost?

1561
01:10:13,305 --> 01:10:16,034
Why, I don't know what it cost but
it must be worth a million dollars.

1562
01:10:16,159 --> 01:10:18,784
A million? This yacht's worth a
million dollars? Oh, Captain, Captain!

1563
01:10:18,909 --> 01:10:20,325
Oh. You're sure you're right?

1564
01:10:20,525 --> 01:10:21,794
You're not mistaken telling me
it's worth a million dollars?

1565
01:10:21,994 --> 01:10:23,759
- They wanna know what the cargo is, sir.
- The cargo of...

1566
01:10:23,990 --> 01:10:25,639
Tell him we're full of hands, yeah?

1567
01:10:27,117 --> 01:10:28,524
You're sure you're right?
You're not mistaken about this?

1568
01:10:29,049 --> 01:10:31,396
Why, of course, I'm right,
it's the maritime law!

1569
01:10:31,421 --> 01:10:33,418
Maritime law, yeah.

1570
01:10:33,443 --> 01:10:36,415
Sorry sir, but they won't
consider towing at 350.000 dollars.

1571
01:10:37,041 --> 01:10:39,038
Well, tell 'em 400.000
and it's a deal.

1572
01:10:39,164 --> 01:10:41,092
- 400.000?
- Yeah, well don't quibble with them.

1573
01:10:41,217 --> 01:10:44,293
Never argue about
money. Make it 450.000.

1574
01:10:44,418 --> 01:10:48,038
$450.000. Well, I made it!

1575
01:10:48,978 --> 01:10:51,288
I made it!

1576
01:10:51,413 --> 01:10:54,282
Captain, I made it! I didn't
think I would, but I did.

1577
01:10:54,407 --> 01:10:55,709
I made it, I made it, you hear me?

1578
01:10:55,834 --> 01:10:57,343
$450.000 for towing the yacht,

1579
01:10:57,468 --> 01:11:00,580
375.000 on the show, $120.000
a month to the office force.

1580
01:11:00,705 --> 01:11:03,052
That's 800, 900... $45.000.

1581
01:11:03,177 --> 01:11:05,105
I've made it, Captain. You know
a fellow by the name of Jones?

1582
01:11:05,230 --> 01:11:06,636
No, you wouldn't know him.
That's right, of course

1583
01:11:06,761 --> 01:11:07,863
You ever had an uncle
who's an anthropologist?

1584
01:11:08,063 --> 01:11:10,026
Oh, no, no, you couldn't
have had an uncle,

1585
01:11:10,152 --> 01:11:11,730
You've been in sea all your
life. Well, I was at sea too, yes

1586
01:11:11,855 --> 01:11:13,158
for a whole month I was at sea.
Didn't know what I was doing.

1587
01:11:13,283 --> 01:11:15,037
But now I got my feet on the land.

1588
01:11:15,162 --> 01:11:16,846
I don't care what you see out that
window I'm on land, yes. I made it.

1589
01:11:16,971 --> 01:11:19,422
Oh, wait a minute, Captain.
Captain, you're entitled to a bonus!

1590
01:11:19,547 --> 01:11:20,814
Certainly, a bonus
for hitting that mine!

1591
01:11:20,940 --> 01:11:25,269
That's right, you get
$24.768.62, That's right.

1592
01:11:25,394 --> 01:11:27,774
<i>Sailing, sailing, over the...</i>

1593
01:11:27,899 --> 01:11:30,245
If Mr. Jones asks for me,
tell him I went that way.

1594
01:11:30,370 --> 01:11:33,655
- Hey Monty.
- Oh, Nopper. I made it! Yes, I made it!

1595
01:11:33,780 --> 01:11:35,361
- You made what?
- Oh!

1596
01:11:35,486 --> 01:11:38,320
- Oh, I raised for a tow.
- For $450.000.

1597
01:11:38,445 --> 01:11:40,024
- Yes.
- $450.000?

1598
01:11:40,149 --> 01:11:42,113
- I should have sludged you.
- Do you realize what you've done?

1599
01:11:42,238 --> 01:11:44,027
Yes, I know what I've done. They
said I couldn't do it, but I did!

1600
01:11:44,152 --> 01:11:45,523
You've blown almost a million,

1601
01:11:45,648 --> 01:11:46,897
but the time you get
through paying for this tow,

1602
01:11:47,097 --> 01:11:49,385
- You'll only have about 47.000 in the bank.
- Why, certainly...

1603
01:11:49,585 --> 01:11:50,744
- I'll only have 47.000?
- Yeah.

1604
01:11:50,869 --> 01:11:54,015
Oh, Captain, your bonus
has changed, you get 47.000.

1605
01:11:54,140 --> 01:11:55,999
Well I can't accept a
bonus, it's against the law!

1606
01:11:56,124 --> 01:11:57,740
You can't accept any money at all?

1607
01:11:57,865 --> 01:11:59,932
Oh, well, contact that freighter,
get a hold of him right away,

1608
01:12:00,057 --> 01:12:01,289
I gotta lot of business
to do in New York.

1609
01:12:01,414 --> 01:12:02,472
Mr. Radio Man!

1610
01:12:02,597 --> 01:12:04,849
That poor dope.

1611
01:12:12,655 --> 01:12:14,304
- Hello, Mom.
- Good morning, Jackson.

1612
01:12:14,429 --> 01:12:16,497
Morning, Mrs. Gray!

1613
01:12:16,622 --> 01:12:19,456
I... I'm sorry Monty, Peggy just
went out to do a little shopping.

1614
01:12:19,581 --> 01:12:21,509
Er, I guess it's just as well.

1615
01:12:21,634 --> 01:12:23,562
I suppose she told you about us.

1616
01:12:23,687 --> 01:12:26,033
Yes. Oh, by the way, today's
your birthday. Congratulations.

1617
01:12:26,158 --> 01:12:27,321
Oh, thanks, Mom.

1618
01:12:27,446 --> 01:12:29,270
I couldn't have picked
a better day for it.

1619
01:12:29,395 --> 01:12:32,054
We've been busier than a whole
union of one-armed paper hangers.

1620
01:12:32,179 --> 01:12:34,176
Oh, what's this?
A paper drive?

1621
01:12:34,302 --> 01:12:36,056
No, no, those are receipts.

1622
01:12:36,181 --> 01:12:37,448
Beautiful, wonderful receipts.

1623
01:12:37,573 --> 01:12:39,988
Receipts for a
million dollars. Gone.

1624
01:12:40,113 --> 01:12:40,904
Where's your luggage?

1625
01:12:41,174 --> 01:12:43,469
I'm standing right in the
middle of my entire wardrobe.

1626
01:12:43,594 --> 01:12:46,080
Mom, I've got to meet a man by
the name of Jones here at 12:00.

1627
01:12:46,205 --> 01:12:49,281
A little, uh, business deal I
have with him finishes at noon.

1628
01:12:49,406 --> 01:12:53,075
And then I think I can square myself
with Peggy and the entire world.

1629
01:12:53,200 --> 01:12:55,975
I'll make you a cup of coffee.

1630
01:13:02,388 --> 01:13:05,640
Ten minutes to twelve.
Ten minutes more.

1631
01:13:06,215 --> 01:13:07,551
- Hey, Jackson.
<i>- Yes, sir?</i>

1632
01:13:07,677 --> 01:13:09,083
Come here a minute.

1633
01:13:09,208 --> 01:13:12,285
You've always admired
these diamond cuff buttons.

1634
01:13:12,410 --> 01:13:14,154
I've always said these
were the most hawkable

1635
01:13:14,354 --> 01:13:15,940
cuff buttons I've ever had my hands on.

1636
01:13:16,065 --> 01:13:18,271
I want you to have these
gold-mounted garters too.

1637
01:13:18,397 --> 01:13:22,866
Say, boss, you do about the most
expensive strip tease I've ever seen!

1638
01:13:22,991 --> 01:13:25,337
Just call me butch.

1639
01:13:25,462 --> 01:13:27,529
There you are.
And don't hawk 'em.

1640
01:13:27,654 --> 01:13:29,304
Uh, this may seem a little personal,

1641
01:13:29,429 --> 01:13:32,401
But, I couldn't help but knowing
today that you were broke.

1642
01:13:32,526 --> 01:13:35,463
Jackson, broke, absolutely
clean. Haven't got a sue.

1643
01:13:35,588 --> 01:13:37,065
I've always had a lot of
faith in you, Mr. Brewster...

1644
01:13:37,190 --> 01:13:38,839
Aw, thanks Jackson, thanks.

1645
01:13:38,965 --> 01:13:40,857
- And I backed it up.
- Uh-huh?

1646
01:13:40,982 --> 01:13:42,703
You know I bet on your horse,

1647
01:13:42,828 --> 01:13:45,138
And I parlayed everything
you bet on and bought

1648
01:13:45,263 --> 01:13:48,724
And right now I've got 6.000
in cold cash in the bank.

1649
01:13:48,849 --> 01:13:50,428
Well that's fine, Jackson, fine.

1650
01:13:50,553 --> 01:13:52,620
- And I want you to have it.
- Oh, no. Oh, no, Jackson.

1651
01:13:52,745 --> 01:13:53,082
Oh, yes.

1652
01:13:53,282 --> 01:13:55,092
Oh, no, you don't.
Not at a time like this.

1653
01:13:55,217 --> 01:13:58,538
Mr. Brewster, please, look, after being
around you, I sort of caught your habits.

1654
01:13:58,663 --> 01:14:00,903
Why, I'd just kiss this
money off in a month!

1655
01:14:01,028 --> 01:14:02,958
Jackson, don't. Keep it.

1656
01:14:03,083 --> 01:14:06,020
Don't spend it. Put it
away. Just forget it.

1657
01:14:06,145 --> 01:14:10,564
Well, it's against my new
principles but... Okay boss.

1658
01:14:14,324 --> 01:14:16,575
Ouch!

1659
01:14:16,639 --> 01:14:19,019
I didn't think we were speaking.

1660
01:14:19,144 --> 01:14:21,107
Just because we're not speaking,

1661
01:14:21,232 --> 01:14:23,472
there's no reason why I shouldn't
wish you a happy birthday.

1662
01:14:23,597 --> 01:14:24,866
Peggy.

1663
01:14:24,991 --> 01:14:26,744
Peggy, if you'll give me
about six minutes I'll be...

1664
01:14:26,869 --> 01:14:28,207
Jones!

1665
01:14:28,332 --> 01:14:30,573
- I'll get it, Jackson.
- Yes, sir.

1666
01:14:30,698 --> 01:14:33,009
I got that lawyer
in a hack. Sign this.

1667
01:14:33,134 --> 01:14:34,957
It's the order to pay
your salvage money.

1668
01:14:35,082 --> 01:14:36,524
It's a good thing I'm in
the habit of obeying orders

1669
01:14:36,649 --> 01:14:38,647
or I wouldn't do this.

1670
01:14:38,772 --> 01:14:40,699
There. Your copy.

1671
01:14:40,824 --> 01:14:42,371
The last one.

1672
01:14:42,496 --> 01:14:45,723
- Hello, Hacky, Monty in here?
- Yeah, he's right in there.

1673
01:14:47,507 --> 01:14:49,190
- Happy birthday, Monty.
- Happy birthday, Monty.

1674
01:14:49,390 --> 01:14:51,001
- Oh, thanks, thanks.
- We've just come from seeing dad.

1675
01:14:51,201 --> 01:14:52,859
Colonel Drew says he'll give you
a job in the bank if you want it.

1676
01:14:53,059 --> 01:14:54,649
Oh, not that, not
that. Anything but that.

1677
01:14:54,849 --> 01:14:56,125
I'm going to stay away
from money for a while.

1678
01:14:56,325 --> 01:14:57,862
Every time I look at a
green back, I see red.

1679
01:14:58,062 --> 01:14:59,524
I beg your pardon,
is Mr. Brewster here?

1680
01:14:59,724 --> 01:15:01,080
My name is Grant. I have
an appointment with him.

1681
01:15:01,280 --> 01:15:03,154
Yeah, he's, uh, right there in the
living room. Let me take your hat.

1682
01:15:03,354 --> 01:15:04,628
Thanks.

1683
01:15:05,883 --> 01:15:07,255
- Well, hello, Brewster.
- Oh, Mr. Grant.

1684
01:15:07,380 --> 01:15:08,717
Sorry, I'm late.
Isn't Jones here yet?

1685
01:15:08,842 --> 01:15:11,152
No, no he isn't. Not yet.
But he still has four minutes.

1686
01:15:11,278 --> 01:15:12,753
- Hope nothing's happened to him.
- I bet you do.

1687
01:15:12,878 --> 01:15:14,980
Oh, I'm sorry. Ms. Drew,
Mr. Harrison, Mr. Smith...

1688
01:15:15,105 --> 01:15:16,511
- I don't believe we've met.
- How do you do?

1689
01:15:16,637 --> 01:15:18,495
I wish I could add Mr. Jones.

1690
01:15:18,620 --> 01:15:20,479
- Are your books ready for inspection?
- There they are.

1691
01:15:20,604 --> 01:15:23,090
Books, papers, receipts, all
faithfully and honorably kept.

1692
01:15:23,215 --> 01:15:24,412
I haven't got a cent in the world.

1693
01:15:24,537 --> 01:15:26,883
Only the clothes I'm standing in.
Go ahead, take a look at them.

1694
01:15:28,784 --> 01:15:31,233
Would you mind telling
me what this is all about?

1695
01:15:31,358 --> 01:15:33,008
- You don't know?
- No, I don't know.

1696
01:15:33,133 --> 01:15:35,580
Well you will in a few minutes.

1697
01:15:36,056 --> 01:15:37,811
Come on, Jones.

1698
01:15:37,936 --> 01:15:39,164
Hey Monty, we've got a
surprise for you.

1699
01:15:39,642 --> 01:15:41,430
Nopper had an auction
on the office furniture.

1700
01:15:41,555 --> 01:15:44,249
And I sold the taxi cab
fleet for 7.000 bucks.

1701
01:15:44,374 --> 01:15:46,094
Here's your dough and the statement.

1702
01:15:46,219 --> 01:15:47,570
- $7.000... Taxi?
- Monty,

1703
01:15:47,770 --> 01:15:49,678
here's 11.000 cash from
the auction sale.

1704
01:15:49,803 --> 01:15:51,245
- Let me...
- I think you'll find everything in order.

1705
01:15:51,370 --> 01:15:54,167
That's $18.000. Oh, you fellows
don't know what you've done to me.

1706
01:15:54,293 --> 01:15:58,204
That's three minutes. I've gotta
spend $6.000 a minute. $6.000.

1707
01:15:58,329 --> 01:16:01,789
Monty, Monty, Mikhail made me sell the
chinchilla coat and the diamond ring

1708
01:16:01,915 --> 01:16:03,703
And well, here's the money. There.

1709
01:16:03,828 --> 01:16:05,965
- Oh, no! Oh, no, take it, it's yours.
- No, sir.

1710
01:16:06,090 --> 01:16:08,228
I beg your pardon. I
cannot allow my wife

1711
01:16:08,354 --> 01:16:10,907
<i>- to accept money from strange men.</i>
- Your wife?

1712
01:16:11,032 --> 01:16:16,452
Yes, since this morning. At last
I got first billing. Mr. and Mrs.

1713
01:16:17,019 --> 01:16:20,638
39.700. 800, nine...

1714
01:16:21,301 --> 01:16:22,428
$40.000.

1715
01:16:24,015 --> 01:16:25,246
You're loaded with
dough and you're weeping.

1716
01:16:25,371 --> 01:16:27,961
What kind of a guy are you anyway?

1717
01:16:28,086 --> 01:16:29,838
How do you do?
Mr. Jones to see Mr. Brewster.

1718
01:16:30,038 --> 01:16:31,232
Yes, sir, right in there.

1719
01:16:32,172 --> 01:16:33,269
Ah, Grant!

1720
01:16:33,724 --> 01:16:36,243
Right on the stroke of 12:00.
Nothing like being on time.

1721
01:16:36,369 --> 01:16:38,679
- Uh, Ms. Drew, Mr. Jones.
- How do you do?

1722
01:16:38,804 --> 01:16:40,037
Well then, everything in order?

1723
01:16:40,162 --> 01:16:42,508
I'm afraid there's the small
item of $40.000 still left.

1724
01:16:42,633 --> 01:16:44,884
40.000?

1725
01:16:45,799 --> 01:16:48,355
Oh, that's too bad.
I'm sorry, son.

1726
01:16:48,480 --> 01:16:50,443
But as executive of the estate,
I can't possibly turn

1727
01:16:50,568 --> 01:16:52,312
- that money over to you...
- Executive? Wait a minute.

1728
01:16:52,512 --> 01:16:54,077
Executive of the estate!
Aren't you entitled to a fee?

1729
01:16:54,307 --> 01:16:56,977
- Yes, but of course I'll wait.
- Oh, no you won't. How much is it?

1730
01:16:57,184 --> 01:16:58,675
One half of one percent
of the entire estate.

1731
01:16:58,875 --> 01:17:00,735
One half of one percent of
eight million dollars is...

1732
01:17:00,740 --> 01:17:02,765
- $40.000.
- $40.000! Give me that money.

1733
01:17:02,965 --> 01:17:04,979
- There you go.
- Hey, wait a minute, I just counted that.

1734
01:17:05,301 --> 01:17:06,259
That. There's $12 too much.

1735
01:17:06,459 --> 01:17:08,839
If you're gonna be an idiot,
at least be an idiot with $12.

1736
01:17:09,165 --> 01:17:10,745
Nopper, you and your education.

1737
01:17:10,870 --> 01:17:12,451
- $12.
- No, no, no.

1738
01:17:12,576 --> 01:17:14,922
You've gotta... Somebody... Nopper.

1739
01:17:15,047 --> 01:17:16,488
Nopper, you let me
have some dough before.

1740
01:17:16,613 --> 01:17:18,159
- Oh, sure, forget it, Monty.
- No, I won't forget it.

1741
01:17:18,284 --> 01:17:19,376
I'm not going to take
money from you now.

1742
01:17:19,501 --> 01:17:20,768
Nopper, you're gonna
take this dough from me

1743
01:17:20,893 --> 01:17:21,991
or I'll shove it down your throat.

1744
01:17:22,191 --> 01:17:23,877
Oh, wait a minute, that was
only $10. Here's your change.

1745
01:17:24,548 --> 01:17:25,790
Huh...

1746
01:17:25,990 --> 01:17:27,743
Hacky, Hacky, that
little pub in London.

1747
01:17:27,806 --> 01:17:29,421
- Yeah?
- The cute little barmaid.

1748
01:17:29,546 --> 01:17:30,361
- Yeah.
- The last night before we sailed.

1749
01:17:30,486 --> 01:17:31,425
- Yeah.
- You bought the drinks.

1750
01:17:31,625 --> 01:17:32,658
No, no.

1751
01:17:32,783 --> 01:17:35,303
Oh, Hacky, Hacky,
Hacky... Oh, Mikhail!

1752
01:17:35,428 --> 01:17:37,112
- I didn't buy...
- I didn't...

1753
01:17:37,237 --> 01:17:38,497
Mikhail, Mikhail,
don't I owe you something?

1754
01:17:38,697 --> 01:17:40,279
Well, no...
Oh, well come to think of it...

1755
01:17:40,404 --> 01:17:42,090
Oh, no! I don't have that much time.

1756
01:17:42,215 --> 01:17:44,596
Don't I owe anybody, anything?

1757
01:17:44,721 --> 01:17:46,230
The meter tells me you
owe me a buck and a half.

1758
01:17:46,355 --> 01:17:47,970
And 50 minutes is my waiting limit.

1759
01:17:48,095 --> 01:17:50,547
Sold to the man in the
yellow hat. Oh, you're my boy.

1760
01:17:50,672 --> 01:17:52,043
Mr. Jones, there that's all, sir.

1761
01:17:52,168 --> 01:17:53,957
Congratulations! The
seven million is yours.

1762
01:17:54,082 --> 01:17:56,290
- Seven million dollars!
- Now, wait a minute...

1763
01:17:56,415 --> 01:17:57,973
What has this double
talk been for two months?

1764
01:17:58,173 --> 01:17:59,004
Will you sign this?

1765
01:17:59,129 --> 01:18:02,032
First we think you're crazy, and these
fellows come along and act even crazier.

1766
01:18:02,157 --> 01:18:03,911
Why's he so sad when
somebody gives him money?

1767
01:18:04,036 --> 01:18:05,825
Somebody please tell us
something before we go batty.

1768
01:18:05,950 --> 01:18:07,808
You want to know
what it's all about?

1769
01:18:07,934 --> 01:18:08,990
Jones, you tell him. You
know about it as much as I do.

1770
01:18:09,116 --> 01:18:10,627
- Peggy, we have to...
- Come on, now tell us.

1771
01:18:10,752 --> 01:18:13,793
You know what date today is? We
got a date at the marriage bureau.

1772
01:18:13,918 --> 01:18:15,709
Ah, are you the lady of the house?

1773
01:18:15,834 --> 01:18:19,084
Can I interest you in this little
kitchen article for 69 cents?

1774
01:18:19,209 --> 01:18:22,043
- And with it we give...
- 69 cents? For that piece of junk?

1775
01:18:22,168 --> 01:18:23,852
Well, you've got a lot of
nerve charging 69 cents.

1776
01:18:23,977 --> 01:18:26,567
For that you can get it at any
hardware store in town for 67 cents.

1777
01:18:26,692 --> 01:18:29,177
And that makes you charging two
cents over the ceiling price.

1778
01:18:29,302 --> 01:18:30,848
I ought to report you to the OPA.

1779
01:18:30,973 --> 01:18:33,214
That's the trouble with people
these days. No regard for money.

1780
01:18:33,339 --> 01:18:35,233
And guys like you around
to make chumps out of them.

1781
01:18:35,358 --> 01:18:36,971
<i>Do you think money grows
on trees or something?</i>

1782
01:18:37,097 --> 01:18:40,266
<i>Don't you realize
what two cents means?</i>

1783
01:18:40,466 --> 01:18:45,490
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